tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76258621550151260712024-03-13T09:01:43.218-07:00Funjabi Jokes - Punjabi Funjabi Jokes - Punjabi Jokes - Chutkule. Funny status, funniest jokes, funny jingleskalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18028715281246004113noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-83047844961105706752024-03-03T02:47:00.000-08:002024-03-03T02:47:00.134-08:00School & College Jokes Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
COMING Soon
Fees maafi ke liye Application:
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das
Principal- I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off..
STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE
Principal shock!
Student Rock!
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND
Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!
Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi
Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….
In a examination hall,
a girl asks a boy sitting
on d desknxt to her "mujhe is ans ki starting batade baaki main likh loongi"
boy says..........."THE"
Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
bhuka marta roti pe,
masterji tumhari do beti hai,
par mai mrta hun choti pe.
Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
Teacher asks children,
what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-16711372303421367792024-03-02T02:47:00.000-08:002024-03-02T02:47:00.145-08:00Pati Patni Jokes Hindi Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho
1st Friend : My wife converted me toreligion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Wife:
India jao to saarhee bhejna,
Dubai jao to jewelry,
France jao to perfume!!
Husband ne jal ke kaha,
Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?
Wife:
APNI VIDEO
Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.
Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.
Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!
Pati:-main jeevan main aaj jo kuch bhi bana hoon,apne aap bana hoon.
Patni:-lo, main aaj tak bekar hi bhagwaan ko kosti rahi.
Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.
pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.
patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?”
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.
Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main
tha.
Pyar b ajab shay he
Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat
Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife se payar hota hai to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H hain
Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade
Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,
Banta: Kehri Film Si…?
Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-46475538230241680532024-03-01T02:44:00.000-08:002024-03-01T02:44:00.142-08:00Childerens Funny Jokes | Punjabi Chutkule
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”
Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!â€
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.
Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.
Funny Kid: english english english english english...
Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-77641772991482960852024-02-29T02:43:00.000-08:002024-02-29T02:43:00.126-08:00Business & Office Jokes |
Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”
Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
Staff: “How did you load the sheet?”
Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new Schoolin Mumbai.
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing…
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand… totally exhausted andpanting.
Second, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place”
“That should have worked,” said the friend
A man went to face an interviewer. Board of Directors asked him, “Tell the difference between “COMPLETE” and “FINISH”.
The man replied, I am clarifying with the example, “When u marry a right person you are “Complete” and when you marry the wrong one you are “Finish”.
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
“I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie.
Poof! A beer appeared.
Next, the man said, “I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women.”
Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
“Oh, man this is the life,” the guy thought. “I wish I never had to work again.”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
Interviwer : What is the reason to change the job?
Applicant : My previous company address was changed, and they forgot to give me the address.
Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX
jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-54268893561334481562024-02-28T02:42:00.000-08:002024-02-28T02:42:00.236-08:00Hindi Punjabi Latest Funny Jokes
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Jatt Bache Se Bola
“Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.
Jatt:
Oye Yara Machli Khaega?
Baniya:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Jatt:
Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena….
Jatt: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Jatt : LIMOO PANI Me..!
Jatt In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Jatt : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer
Jatt’s Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..
Jatt saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.
.
.
“New Father”
Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
“Theory Of Motion”
Which States:
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.”
Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
Jatt saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Jatt on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Jatt: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
1baar Jatt paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Jatt-Me apne Accont me jama kr raha hu, fata hua karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?...
Dulhan Andhe Jatt Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte
Jatt=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.
Girl (romantically) to Jatt: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Jatt: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Jatt!
Jatt-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Jatt-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
Jatt Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost-Kitne Runs Banae
Jatt-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya
Dost-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
Jatt-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi
nahi mil raha
TEACHER to Jatt:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Jatt-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..
Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Jatt- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hujatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-91119232815318209212024-02-27T02:38:00.000-08:002024-02-27T02:38:00.131-08:00Punjabi Jokes Images for Social Channels <div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbVAgVH6XxiIAIUeXjIpneXkeoOcYxtfxKS1h87CNwaQfBfmZciSqza6YcTrauQOTM_CGf8-59Z89QuyQu6h99hb-cDB5TTMBUATEMKtwn0VV-IF5AglnLRbFgmpwSTUycIOhuUF4prM1KfnqDv4gXnwVr6MOZG5pRo0ICOoxxgEo5JP3V0rAAg78lEzs/s1080/0f06c8f8e0b83ee9a22e1848c147168e.jpg" style="display: block; padding: 1em 0; text-align: center; "><img alt="" border="0" width="320" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="1080" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbVAgVH6XxiIAIUeXjIpneXkeoOcYxtfxKS1h87CNwaQfBfmZciSqza6YcTrauQOTM_CGf8-59Z89QuyQu6h99hb-cDB5TTMBUATEMKtwn0VV-IF5AglnLRbFgmpwSTUycIOhuUF4prM1KfnqDv4gXnwVr6MOZG5pRo0ICOoxxgEo5JP3V0rAAg78lEzs/s320/0f06c8f8e0b83ee9a22e1848c147168e.jpg"/></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigpf4f569wqvmNZToJBQZzwPLjw4JTqGcgEtE8lb7xseTaSyjZmA1vnUgBhZ4MK9jRo2qB8cOcnd6Lk6B9zWjhePSM9avUvZNVNUWl6SGk0hBVMloV8GoTRKbYmE_HdNL46HiUiy2xx6tB78RRpW94QNlk6_tggMK5Fx_MkaKSead9Y83_o8g1caJu_Mk/s540/2fc69033bc1b38510565b25ba6f419d2.jpg" style="display: block; 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padding: 1em 0; text-align: center; "><img alt="" border="0" width="400" data-original-height="706" data-original-width="720" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHnfmK568k4F6r0t8igTWnzmz6doUDeqt2Q5ZP87SbANoz7Qw0AIpyJP0U6zmzagHxCtY1UpKyjVUoC4qi-BYN8ZCWHT0I08qXGQ8HM5qOLXgfxbsuClEMUT9_KEEoH0ei4UuXxAjs0P40PqRbDIUwlQqrPvoxBX_LMU4qeUDZ_FvjAAXqRNiB_G_LBp4/s400/%E0%A8%93%E0%A8%B0%E0%A8%BF%E0%A8%9C%E0%A8%A8%E0%A8%B2%E0%A8%9C%E0%A9%8B%E0%A8%95%E0%A8%B8_29ce67f5_1604853047105_sc_cmprsd_40.jpg"/></a></div>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-15257546439824609222024-02-23T01:38:00.000-08:002024-02-23T03:51:54.191-08:00Best Funniest Kids Jokes of 2024टीचर डंडा लेकर क्लास में आईं. टीचर- चिंटू तुम कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए थे?
चिंटू- मैम मैं कल सपने में चीन पहुंच गया था. मैम- मिंटू तुम कहां थे कल?
मिंटू- मैम मैं चिंटू को एयरपोर्ट पर छोड़ने गया था. <div>------ </div><div>टीचर- इतने दिन कहां थे, स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए?
गोलू- बर्ड फ्लू हो गया था मैम।
टीचर- पर ये तो पक्षियों को होता है इंसानों को नहीं।
गोलू- इंसान समझा ही कहां आपने...रोज तो मुर्गा बना देती हो..!! </div><div>------ </div><div>Offline रहता हूं तो सिर्फ दाल, रोटी, नौकरी एवं
परिवार की ही चिंता रहती है </div><div>Online होते ही
धर्म, समाज, राजनीती, देश, विश्व
और पूरे ब्रह्माण्ड की चिंताए
होने लगती है
आम भारतीय नागरिक </div><div>------ </div><div>ये वो दौर है जनाब
जहां इंसान गिर जाये तो
हँसी निकल जाती है
और मोबाईल गिर जाये तो
जान निकल जाती है
दो लड़कियां बस में सीट के लिए लड़ रही थीं
कंडक्टर- अरे क्यों लड़ रही हो,
जो उम्र में सबसे बड़ी है वो बैठ जाए
फिर क्या, पूरे रास्ते दोनों खड़ी ही रहीं
-</div><div>----- </div><div>लड़का- ओए पगली! हम तो दुश्मन भी शेर जैसे रखते हैं,
तू है एक कोमल कली, मुझसे पंगा जरा सोच समझ कर ले,
क्युंकि मैं एक शेर कि औलाद हुँ…
लड़की- अच्छा तो एक बात बता
शेर घर पर आया था, या आंटी जंगल गयी थी…
#सोलिड वाली बेईज्जती…</div><div> -------- </div><div>लडका : मैं उस लडकी से शादी करुंगा,
जो मेहनती हो, </div><div>सादगी से रहती हो,
घर को संवारकर रखती हो,
आज्ञाकारी हो। </div><div>प्रेमिका: मेरे घर आ जाना,
ये सारे गुण मेरी नौकरानी में है </div><div><br /></div><div> मास्टर जी – सबसे ज्यादा नशा किसमें होता है?
चिंटू – किताब में। </div><div>मास्टर जी – कैसे?
चिंटू – क्योंकि किताब खोलते ही नींद आ जाती है। </div><div><br /></div><div> चिंटू और पप्पू आपस में बातें कर रहे थे। </div><div>चिंटू – क्या तुम चीनी भाषा पढ़ कर सुना सकते हो? </div><div>पप्पू – हां, लेकिन तभी जब वह हिंदी या अंग्रेजी में लिखी हुई हो। </div><div><br /></div><div> पापा – चिंटू, आज तुम स्कूल क्यों नहीं जा रहे हो? </div><div>चिंटू – पापा, कल स्कूल में हमें तौला गया था और क्या पता आज बेच ही न दें। </div><div><br /></div><div> मास्टर जी – बताओ, कुतुब मीनार कहां है? </div><div>चिंटू – पता नहीं। </div><div>मास्टर जी – फिर बेंच पर खड़े हो जाओ। </div><div>चिंटू बेंच पर खड़ा हो जाता है और कुछ देर बाद कहता है, </div><div>मास्टर जी यहां से भी नहीं दिख रहा है।</div>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-82930661976656974762024-02-23T01:35:00.000-08:002024-02-23T03:53:49.028-08:00Best Dad Papa Jokes Evergreen Jokes"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered." <div>"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. </div><div>That would be a big step forward." </div><div>"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" </div><div>"In case they get a hole in one!" </div><div>"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera." </div><div>"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."</div><div> "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated." </div><div>"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints." </div><div>"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims." </div><div>"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along." </div><div>"How does dry skin affect you at work?" </div><div>"You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."</div><div> "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" </div><div>"A satisfactory."
"Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems." </div><div>"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!" </div><div>"Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet." </div><div>"What did the ocean say to the beach?" </div><div>"Nothing, it just waved." </div><div>"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" </div><div>"Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels." </div><div>"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y." </div><div>"How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it." </div><div>"What did one wall say to the other?" </div><div>"I'll meet you at the corner." </div><div>"What did the zero say to the eight?" </div><div>"That belt looks good on you." </div><div>"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'"</div><div>"Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!" </div><div>"I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."</div><div> "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?" </div><div>"What's the best thing about Switzerland?"</div><div> "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." </div><div>"What does a sprinter eat before a race?" </div><div>"Nothing, they fast!"
"Where do you learn to make a banana split?" </div><div>"Sundae school."
"What has more letters than the alphabet?" </div><div>"The post office!"
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"</div>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-17846367898537741392024-02-21T03:37:00.000-08:002024-02-21T03:37:03.746-08:00Jokes Funny | Best Jokes EVer
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<h1 class="entry-title" itemprop="headline">Top 50 Punjabi Jokes 2023 for WhatsApp/Facebook</h1> <div class="entry-meta">
<span class="posted-on"><time class="updated" datetime="2023-11-14T20:26:46+00:00" itemprop="dateModified">November 14, 2023</time><time class="entry-date published" datetime="2023-11-14T18:14:22+00:00" itemprop="datePublished">November 14, 2023</time></span> <span class="byline">by <span class="author vcard" itemprop="author" itemtype="https://schema.org/Person" itemscope=""><a class="url fn n" href="https://rzstatus.com/author/rzwriter/" title="View all posts by Rumi" rel="author" itemprop="url"><span class="author-name" itemprop="name">Rumi</span></a></span></span> </div>
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<p>Here we will provide you with Punjabi jokes. You can share it with your friends. You can also get <span style="color: #993366;"><strong><a style="color: #993366;" href="https://rzstatus.com/tamil-quotes/">Tamil Quotes</a></strong></span> if you feel love to get more quotes and content just visit <span style="color: #993366;"><strong><a style="color: #993366;" href="https://rzstatus.com/">rzstatus</a></strong></span>.</p>
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<pre>ਪਲਸ ਪੋਲਿਉ, ਟੀਮ ਘਰ
ਆਈ... ਜੱਟ ਆਪਣੀ ਵਹੁਟੀ
ਨੂੰ:- ਬੰਦੂਕ ਤੇ ਕਾਰਤੂਸ ਕਿੱਥੇ
ਆ ?? . ਟੀਮ ਭੱਜ ਗਈ....
..??? . . ਜੱਟ ਨੇ ਅਵਾਜ਼
ਮਾਰੀ... .. ਓਏ ਰੁਕ ਜਾਓ
ਏ ਤਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਜਵਾਕਾਂ ਦੇ
ਨਾਮ ਆ....😂😂😂😂</pre>
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<pre>पति : ये कैसी खीर बनाई
है दूध सारा पेट मे चला
गया और चावल कटोरी
में ही रह गए पत्नी : खीर
खाने से पहले मास्क तो
हटा लेते 😂😂🤣🤣</pre>
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<pre>ਗੁਆਂਡੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਮੁੰਡਾ
ਹੋਇਆ . . .ਸਾਲਿਆਂ#
ਨੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਫੜ ਲਿਆ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ
ਸ਼ਕਲ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਕਿਉਂ ਜਾਂਦੀ
ਆ 😜😜😝😝😝😝😝😝</pre>
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<pre>ਇਕ ਪੰਡਿਤ ਭੱਜਦਾ ਭੱਜਦਾ
ਇਕ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਵਿਚ
ਵੱਜਦਾ ਕੁੜੀ - ਸ਼ਰਮ ਨੀ
ਆਉਂਦੀ , ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਇੰਨੀ
ਵਡੀ ਬੋਦੀ ਰੱਖ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀ
ਆ ਚ ਟੱਕਰਾਂ ਮਾਰਦਾ ਪੰਡਿਤ
- ਬੀਬੀ... ਬੋਦੀ ਆ ਕੋਈ
ਡਿਸਕਬ੍ਰੇਕ ਨੀ ਅਾ</pre>
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<pre>टीचर (पप्पू से ) - कॉपी
छुपा लो , पीछे वाला
देख रहा है । पप्पू -
देखने दो सर , मैं
अकेला फेल नही
होना चाहता । 😜😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀</pre>
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<pre>ਜਦੋਂ ਕੋਈ ਸਵੇਰੇ ਸਵੇਰੇ
ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਲਾਉਣ ਤੇ ਵੀ
ਨਾਂ ਉੱਠੇ... ਉਸਨੂੰ ਉਠਾਉਣ
ਦਾ ਇੱਕ ਨਵਾਂ ਤਰੀਕਾ
ਲਿਆਂਦਾ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ... .
ਉਹਦੇ ਕੰਨ ਚ ਹੌਲੀ ਜੇ
ਕਹਿ ਦੋ........??? . . . .
. . ਤੇਰਾ ਬਾਪੂ ਤੇਰਾ ਮੋਬਾਇਲ
ਚੈਕ ਕਰੀ ਜ਼ਾਂਦਾ ਭੱਜ ਕੇ
ਉੁੱਠੂ ਪਤੰਦਰ...😃😃😃😂</pre>
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<pre>गॉव में पटवारी के पीछे
एक कुत्ता पड़ गया। सारे
गॉव में भागने के बाद
पटवारी पेड़ पर चढ़
गया और हांफते हुए
बोला - साले तेरे पास
एक इंच भी जमींन होती न,
तो पता चलता की तूने
किससे पंगा लिया है ।</pre>
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<pre> :- ਜਨਾਬ ਕੱਲ ਰਾਤ ਸਾਰੇ
ਕੈਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਜੇਲ ਚ ਰਾਮ
ਲੀਲਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਸੀ.. . ਅਫਸਰ
:- ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਚੰਗੀ ਗੱਲ ਆ
......? . . ਇਹਦੇ ਚ ਪਰੇਸ਼ਾਨ
ਕਿਉਂ ਹੋ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ ? ..... . .
ਜੇਲਰ :- ਜਨਾਬ ਪਰੇਸ਼ਾਨੀ
ਇਹ ਆ ਕੇ .. ਜਿਹੜਾ
ਬੰਦਾ ਹਨੂੰਮਾਨ ਬਣਿਆ
ਸੀ ਉਹ ਹੁਣ ਤੱਕ .. ..
ਸੰਜੀਵਨੀ ਬੂਟੀ ਲੈ ਕੇ
ਵਾਪਸ ਨੀ ਆਇਆ...
😂😂😂😂</pre>
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<pre>ਬੱਚਾ ਨਕਲੀ ਦੀ ਰੇਲ ਗੱਡੀ
ਨਾਲ ਖੇਡ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਨਾਲ
ਨਾਲ ਬੋਲੀ ਜਾਦਾ ਸੀ...
... ਜਿਸ ਕੁੱਤੇ ਨੇ ਉੱਤਰਨਾ
ਉੱਤਰ ਜਾਵੇ ਜਿਸ ਕੰਜਰ
ਨੇ ਚੜਣਾ ਚੱੜ ਜਾਵੇ....
.......... . . . . . ਪਿਓ ਨੇ
ਗੱਡੀ ਫੱੜ ਕੇ ਦੋ ਚਪੇੜਾ
ਮਾਰੀਆਂ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਦੇ.....? . .
. . . . . . ਮਿੰਟ ਬਾਅਦ
ਬੱਚਾ ਫਿਰ.. ਕਹਿੰਦਾ
ਜਿਸ ਕੁੱਤੇ ਨੇ ਉੱਤਰਨਾ
ਉੱਤਰ ਜਾਵੇ.. . ਜਿਸ
ਕੰਜਰ ਨੇ ਚੜਣਾ ਚੜ
ਜਾਵੇ.. ਗੱਡੀ ਅੱਗੇ ਕਿਸੇ
ਕੰਜਰ ਦੀ ਵਜਾ ਨਾਲ
ਮਿੰਟ ਲੇਟ ਹੋਗੀ ਆ...
... hahaha 😂😂😃😃😁</pre>
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<pre>ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਮੁਰਗੀ ਫਾਰਮ
ਦਾ ਨਿਰੀਖਣ ਕੀਤਾ ਗਿਆ
। ਠਾਣੇਦਾਰ : ਹਾਂ ਬਈ ਤੁਸੀ
ਕੀ ਪਾਉਣੇ ਹੋ ਮੁਰਗੀਆਂ
ਨੂੰ। ਫਾਰਮਰ : ਜੀ ਬਾਜਰਾ!
ਠਾਣੇਦਾਰ : ਏਨੀ ਗਰਮੀ ਚ
ਬਾਜਰਾ 😠 ਚੱਕੋ ਇਸਨੂੰ
ਲੈਜੋ ਥਾਣੇ ! ਠਾਣੇਦਾਰ :
ਹਾਂ ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਪਾਉਣਾ ਮੁਰਗੀਆ
ਨੂੰ ਦੂਜਾ ਫਾਰਮਰ : ਜੀ ਚੌਲ
! ਠਾਣੇਦਾਰ : ਇਹਨੂੰ ਵੀ
ਲੈਜੋ ਥਾਣੇ । ਠਾਣੇਦਾਰ
ਆਖਰ ਚ ਪੱਪੂ ਨੂੰ: ਤੂੰ ਕੀ
ਪਾਉਣਾ ਓਏ ਮੁਰਗੀਆ
ਨੂੰ ਪੱਪੂ ਡਰਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ : ਜੀ ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਪੰਜ-
ਪੰਜ ਰੁਪੈ ਦੇ ਕਿ ਕਹਿ ਦਿੰਦੇ
ਵੀ ਜੋ ਜੋ ਜੀਅ ਕਰਦਾ
ਹੱਟੀ ਤੋ ਲੈ ਕਿ ਖਾ ਲੇਓ!</pre>
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<pre>ਇਕ ਆਦਮੀ ਘਰ ਵਿਚ DVD
ਦੇਖ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਅਤੇ ਜੋਰ ਜੋਰ
ਦੀ ਰੋਲਾ ਪਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਾ
ਨਹੀਹੀਹੀਹੀਹੀਹੀਹੀਹੀ ਘੋੜੇ
ਉਤੋ ਨਾ ਉਤਰ ਪਾਗਲ ਨਾ
ਉਤਰ ਏ ਇਕ ਚਾਲ ਵਾ
ਇਥੇ ਜਾਲ ਵਿਛਿਆ ਵਾ ਕੁਤੇ ਦੀ
ਮੌਤ ਮਰੇ ਗਾ ਸਾਲਿਆ
ਪਤਨੀ ਕਿਚਨ ਵਿਚੋ... ਕਿਹੜੀ
ਫਿਲਮ ਦੇਖ ਰਹੇ ਹੋ ਆਦਮੀ..
. ਆਪਣੇ ਵਿਆਹ ਵਾਲੀ DVD..
. 😂 ....</pre>
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<pre>ਬੱਚਾ ਨਕਲੀ ਦੀ ਰੇਲ ਗੱਡੀ
ਨਾਲ ਖੇਡ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ ਨਾਲ
ਨਾਲ ਬੋਲੀ ਜਾਦਾ ਸੀ... ..
. ਜਿਸ ਕੁੱਤੇ ਨੇ ਉੱਤਰਨਾ ਉੱਤਰ
ਜਾਵੇ ਜਿਸ ਕੰਜਰ ਨੇ ਚੜਣਾ
ਚੱੜ ਜਾਵੇ.............. . . .
. . ਪਿਓ ਨੇ ਗੱਡੀ ਫੱੜ ਕੇ ਦੋ
ਚਪੇੜਾ ਮਾਰੀਆਂ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਦੇ.....?
. . . . . . . . 10 ਮਿੰਟ ਬਾਅਦ
ਬੱਚਾ ਫਿਰ.. ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਜਿਸ ਕੁੱਤੇ
ਨੇ ਉੱਤਰਨਾ ਉੱਤਰ ਜਾਵੇ.. . ਜਿਸ
ਕੰਜਰ ਨੇ ਚੜਣਾ ਚੜ ਜਾਵੇ..
ਗੱਡੀ ਅੱਗੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੰਜਰ ਦੀ
ਵਜਾ ਨਾਲ 10 ਮਿੰਟ ਲੇਟ
ਹੋਗੀ ਆ...... hahaha
😂😂😃😃😁</pre>
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<pre>ਮਾਂ ਘਾਬਰੀ ਹੋਏ ਫੋਨ ਤੇ
ਵੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਜਲਦੀ ਘਰ ਆਜਾ
ਨੂੰਹ ਨੂੰ ਅਧਰੰਗ ਦਾ ਟੈਕ
ਆ ਗਿਆ ਮੂੰਹ ਟੇਢਾ ਡੇਲੇ
ਪੁੱਠੇ ਧੋਣ ਮੁੜੀ ਹੋਈ ਆ
ਪੁੱਤ :- ਟੈਨਸਨ ਨਾ ਲੈ
ਮਾਤਾ ਸੈਲਫੀ ਲੈ ਰਹੀ ਆ
ਮਾਂ :- ਮਰਜੋ ਕੰਜਰੋ ਮੇਰਾ
ਤਾਂ ਤਰੋਹ ਕੱਡ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਸੀ
ਚਡੇਲ ਨੇ</pre>
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<pre>Teacher To Student:
Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi
Ae? Punjabi Student:
Mam Pata Ni..
Teacher Again: Aapne
Desh Da �Father Of
Nation� Kaun Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam
Pata Ni.. Teacher: Saanu
Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed
Te Drive Karni Chahidi
Ae? Punjabi Student:
Pata Ni.. Teacher: Chal
Kal Yaad Karke Aayi,
Ok? Next Day At School
Teacher Chalo Sunao
Ki Yaad Karke Aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam,
Mahatama Gandhi Ji
Sanu 90 Di Speed Limit
Te Eggs Dinde Ne</pre>
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<pre>Badhe Waqt Baad
aaj Phone Te Usde
Awaaj Sune , . Ta .
Dil Ne Dhadk De
Hoye Keha . . Jaldi
Yaad Kar Kanjra
Ah KEhri AA.....</pre>
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<p>Here we have some <a href="https://rzstatus.com/punjabi-jokes/"><span style="color: #993366;"><strong>Punjabi </strong><strong>jokes </strong></span><strong><span style="color: #993366;">very funny</span></strong></a><strong>. </strong>These jokes will help you feel relaxed. With the help of these very funny lines, you can enjoy your happiest moments of life with full joy.</p>
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<pre>Custmer: Teri Majh
Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab
Hai, Fer V Tu Isde
25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Reha Hai. Santa: Tenu
Majh Dudh Peen Layi
Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-
Matakka Karn Layi..</pre>
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<pre>Custmer: Teri Majh Di
1 Akh Ta Khrab Hai,
Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar
Rupye Mang Reha
Hai. Santa: Tenu Majh
Dudh Peen Layi
Chahidi Hai Ya
Nain-Matakka
Karn Layi..</pre>
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<pre>Amli jad vi Kapde
Dhon lagda ta us
Sameye meeh payen
Lag janda ik Din
Dhup Nikli Ta ......??
. . Amli Ne Sukar
Kita Te Bhaj KE
Dhukan To Saraf
Lain Gaya ...... Aje
Dhukan vich Vadyaa
Hi C Ke Badal Upar
jor jor Di GArje Amli
Upar Nu Mooh Karke
Kehnda . . . Kidar ??
??? Mai ta Biscuit
Lain Aya HA .....</pre>
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<pre>Sir: Which Is The
Most Dangerous
Alphabet? Sharma: Ji,
�W�. Becouse All
�Worries� Start
From W. Top Examples:
Who. What. Why.
When Whom. Where.
War. Wine. Whisky.
Woman. And Finally..
Wife (Worries
Invited For Ever.)</pre>
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<pre>Kudi Bust Stop
Te Khadi, Mobile
Te Gallan Kar Rahi
Si, Boy Ohnu
Comment Karda
Hai: Haye! Kash
Main Mobile Hunda,
Teriyan Gaallan (Chicks)
Naal Lagya Hunda..
Kudi: Haan, Fer Main
Ghar Jaa Ke Charger
Teri *$%*& Ch Laundi.</pre>
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<pre>ਅਮਲੀ ਜਦ ਵੀ ਕਪੜੇ ਧੋਣ
ਲਗਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਉਸੇ ਸਮੇ ਮੀਹ
⛈ ਪੈਣ ਲੱਗ ਜਾਂਦਾ... . ਇਕ
ਦਿਨ 🌞 ਧੁੱਪ ਨਿਕਲੀ ਤਾਂ
.......?? . . . ਅਮਲੀ ਨੇ
ਸ਼ੁਕਰ ਕੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਭੱਜ ਕੇ
ਦੁਕਾਨ ਤੌ ਸ਼ਰਫ ਲੈਣ ਗਿਆ,
.. . ਅੱਜੇ ਦੁਕਾਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੜਿਆ
ਹੀ ਸੀ ਕਿ ⛈⛈☔ ਬੱਦਲ
ਬਹੁਤ ਜੋਰ- ਜੋਰ ਦੀ ਗਰਜੇ..
. . ਅਮਲੀ ਉਪਰ ਨੂੰ ਮੁੰਹ
ਕਰਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,.. . .. . .
. .. . ਕਿੱਧਰ ???? ਮੈ ਤਾਂ
ਬਿਸਕੁਟ ਲੈਣ ਆਇਆ
ਹਾਂ.... 😝😃😄😃😄</pre>
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<pre>ਜੇ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਪੁੱਛੇ, ਜਾਨ
ਤੁਹਾਡਾ Paper ਕਿੱਦਾ
ਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ? ਬਹੁਤ
ਵਧੀਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਜਾਨ
. . ਜੇ ਯਾਰ ਪੁੱਛੇ, 22 ਪੇਪਰ
ਵਧੀਆ ਹੋਇਆ???
ਛੁਣਛਣਾ ਵਧੀਆ
ਹੋਇਆ ਈ :P</pre>
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<pre>ਨਵਾਂ ਨਵਾਂ ਵਿਅਾਹ
ਹੋਿੲਅਾ ..... ੳੁਹ
ਬਹੁਤ ਸ਼ਰਮਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ ..
.. ਸਮਝ ਨੲੀ ਸੀ....??
. ਅਾ ਰਹੀ ਕਿਦਾ ਗੱਲ
ਸ਼ੁਰੂ ਕਰੇ .... ਫਿਰ ਹੌਂਸਲਾ
ਜਿਹਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਵੋਹਟੀ ਨੂੰ
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ .. ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਨਾਮ
ਕੀ ੲੇ ਜੀ .......? . ਵੋਹਟੀ
ਵੀ ਸ਼ਰਮਾੳੁਦੀ ਹੋੲੀ
ਬੋਲੀ........ . . ਵਿਅਾਹ
ਦੇ ਕਾਰਡ 📃 ਤੇ ਭੂਅਾ
ਦਾ ਨਾਮ ਲਿਖਵਾਿੲਅਾ
ਸੀ,,,,😂😂😂😂</pre>
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<pre>ਪਿੰਡਾਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਭੋਲੇ-ਭਾਲੇ.....
ਚਾਹ ਧਰਨ ਵੇਲੇ ਕਹਿਣਗੇ
... ਪਾਣੀ ਭੋਰਾ ਵੱਧ ਪਾ ਲਿਓ,
ਕੋਈ ਆ ਊ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਤੇ ਜਦੋਂ
ਚਾਹ ਬਣ ਜਾਵੇ..........??
. . . ਫੇਰ ਕਹਿਣਗੇ, ਓਏ
ਛੇਤੀ-ਛੇਤੀ ਪੀ ਲੋ,ਕੋਈ
ਆ ਈ ਨਾ ਜਾਵੇl :D :D</pre>
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<pre>लड़की : बेबी आपका
निक नेम क्या है ? लड़का:
वो क्या होता है ?? लड़की:
अरे बेबी आपको घर पर
क्या बुलाते है ? लड़का:
कंजर 😀😀😜😜
😜😜😀😀</pre>
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<pre>ੲੱਕ ਮਾਤਾ ਦਾ ਜਵਾੲੀ
ਬਹੁਤ ਕਾਲੇ ਰੰਗ ਦਾ ਸੀ..
ਸੱਸ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਜਵਾੲੀ ਰਾਜਾ
ਿੲੱਕ ਮਹੀਨਾ ਹੁਣ ਤੂੰ
ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਰੁੱਕ ਜਾ ...??
. . ਦੁੱਧ, ਦਹੀਂ ਖਾ ਅਾਰਾਮ
ਨਾਲ ਅੈਸ਼ ਕਰ... .😂 ..
ਜਵਾੲੀ - ਸੱਸ ਜੀ ਅੱਜ
ਬੜਾ ਪਿਅਾਰ ਅਾੳੁਂਦਾ
ਜਵਾੲੀ ਰਾਜੇ ਤੇ.. . ਸੱਸ-
ਪਿਅਾਰ ਪਿੳੂਰ ਕੁਸ਼
ਨੲੀ ਕਾਲੇ ਮੂੰਹ ਵਾਲਿਅਾ
..😂 .. ਸਾਡੀ ਮੱਝ ਦਾ ਕੱਟਾ
ਮਰ ਗਿਅਾ .. ਘੱਟੋ-ਘੱਟ
ਤੇਰੀ ਕਾਲੀ ਬੂਥੀ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ
ਦੁੱਧ ਤਾਂ ਦਿੰਦੀ ਰਹੇਗੀ</pre>
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<pre>ਟਿ੍ੰਗ ਟਿ੍ੰਗ ਟਿ੍ੰਗ ਟਿ੍ੰਗ
ਹੈਪੀ ਦੀ ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : ਹੈਲੋ!
ਹੈਪੀ : ਅੱਜ ਰਾਤ ਨੂੰ ਖਾਣ
ਲਈ ਕੀ ਬਣਿਆ ਹੈ| ਹੈਪੀ
ਦੀ ਘਰਵਾਲੀ : ਜਹਿਰ,,😂
ਹੈਪੀ : ਚੱਲ ਮੈ ਇਹ ਦੱਸਣ
ਲਈ ਫੋਨ ਕਿਤਾ ਸੀ ਕੇ ਮੈ
ਲੇਟ ਹੋ ਜਾਣਾ ਤੇ ਤੂੰ ਖਾ ਕੇ ਸੋ ਜਾਈ,,</pre>
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<pre>ਕੱਟੀ ਸਾਡੀ .. ਮੱਝ ਬਣ
ਗਈ, ਵੱਛੀ ਬਣ ਗਈ
ਰਕਾਨੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਗਾਂ ... , .
ਕਿੰਨੇ ਸਾਲ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਤੇਰੇ
ਪਿੱਛੇ ਫਿਰਦੇ ਨੂੰ , ਕਾਹਤੋ
ਕਰਦੀ ਨੀ ਟੁੱਟਪੈਣੀਏ ਤੂੰ ਹਾਂ .</pre>
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<pre>ਮੈਂ ਓਹਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ ਮੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ
ਨੀ ਪੜਾਈ ਵਿੱਚ ਲੱਗਦਾ,
ਅੱਖਰਾਂ ਚ ਤੂੰ ਦਿੱਸਦੀ......
. ਕਮਲੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਪਾਸ
ਤੁਸੀਂ ਵੈਸੇ ਨੀ ਹੋਣਾ, ,
ਨਾਂ ਮੇਰਾ ਲਾਈ ਜਾਨੇ ਓ.</pre>
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<pre>ਮਾਸਟਰ(ਪੱਪੂ ਨੂੰ):- ਚੱਲ
ਊੜਾ ਐੜਾ ਸੁਣਾ... ਪੱਪੂ:-..
.............??? . . . . . ਊੜਾ
= ਉਪੇਰਾ ਮਿੰਨੀ ਅ= ਅੱਪਲੋਡ
ਈੜੀ= ਇਨਬਾਕਸ ਸ=
ਸਪੈਮ ਹ= ਹੈਕ ਕ=
ਕੰਪਿਊਟਰ ਖ= ਖਾਲੀ ਗ=
ਗੂਗਲ ਘ= ਫੇਰ ਖ਼ਾਲੀ ਙ=
error ਚ= ਚੈਟ ... ਮਾਸਟਰ:-
ਓਏ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਰ ਕੰਜਰਾਂ
ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਆਪਣੀ id
logout ਕਰ!</pre>
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<pre>ਮੁੰਡਾ������ਡੈਡੀ ਉਹ
ਸਾਮਣੇ ਘਰ ਵਿਚ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਕੁੜੀ
ਆ ਉਹ ਆਮ ਪਾਰਟੀ ਦੀ ਆ
😜ਡੈਡੀ____ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕਿਵੇਂ
ਪਤਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ____ਮੈਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ
ਹੱਥ ਖੜਾ ਕਰ ਕੇ ਸਮਾਇਲ
ਦਿੱਤੀ ਤਾ ਓਹਨੇ ਅੱਗਿਓ
ਝਾੜੂ ਚੱਕ ਲਿਆ</pre>
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<pre>ਪੱਪੂ ਦੀ ਘਰਵਾਲੀ ਪੱਪੂ ਨੂੰ
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਪਰੋਹੁਣੇ ਅਾ ਰਹੇ
ਨੇ ਘਰ ਚ ਸਿਰਫ ਦਾਲ ਹੀ
ਪੲੀ ਹੈ ਹੋਰ ਕੁਝ ਹੈਨੀ.. .
ਪੱਪੂ ਅੱਛਾ ਜਦੋ ੳੁਹ ਅਾ
ੳੁਣਗੇ ..ਤੂੰ ਰਸੋੲੀ ਚ ਿ
ੲੱਕ ਭਾਂਡਾਂ ਸੁੱਟ ਦੀ... ਮੈ ਪੁੱਛੂੰ
ਕੀ ਹੋਿੲਅਾ ਤੇ ਤੂੰ ਕਹਿ ਦੀ
ਚਿਕਨ ਗਿਰ ਗਿਅਾ.. .
ਫਿਰ ਦੂਜਾ ਭਾਡਾਂ ਸੁੱਟ ਦੀ
ਮੈ ਪੁੱਛੋ ਕੀ ਹੋਿੲਅਾ ਤੂੰ ਕਹਿ
ਦੀ ਸ਼ਾਹੀ ਪਨੀਰ ਗਿਰ ਗਿਅਾ
.. . ਫਿਰ ਮੈ ਕਹੋ ਚੱਲ ਤੂੰ ਦਾਲ ਹੀ
ਲੈ ਕੇ ਅਾਜਾ ੳੁਹੀ ਖਾ ਲੈਨੇ .
😎😎😎😎😎 ... .
ਮਹਿਮਾਨ ਅਾੳੁਣ ਤੋ
ਬਾਅਦ ਰਸੌੲੀ ਚ ਭਾਂਡੇ
ਗਿਰਨ ਦੀ ਅਾਵਾਜ
ਅਾੲੀ . ... . ਪੱਪੂ : ਕੀ ਹੋਿੲਅਾ?
ਪਤਨੀ : ਤੇਰੀ ਮਾਂ ਦਾ ਸਿਅਾਪਾ
ਹੋ ਗਿਅਾ ... .. ਦਾਲ ਹੀ
ਗਿਰ ਗੲੀ ਅਾ</pre>
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<pre>ਜਨਤਾ ਕੋਲ ਨੋਟ ਮਸਾਂ ਇੱਕ
ਦੋ ਹੋਣੇ 🤓 ਗਾਹ ਐਵੇ
ਪਾਇਆ ਜਿਵੇ ਸਾਰਾ ਕਾਲਾ
ਧਨ ਘਰੇ ਰੱਖਿਆ ਹੋਵੇ</pre>
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<pre>Ik totle munde nu
bnda push bai tera
rang inna gora kida
hoea Totla kenda
Tudrti Koi das sakda
ki mtlb c totle da</pre>
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<pre>ਇੱਕ ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨੀ ਨੇ
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਆਦਮੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ :
ਭਾਰਤ ਦੇ ਝੰਡੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਰਾ
ਰੰਗ ਮੁਸਲਮਾਨਾਂ ਦਾ,
ਚਿੱਟਾ ਰੰਗ ਈਸਾਈਆ ਦਾ,
ਕੇਸਰੀ ਰੰਗ ਹਿੰਦੂਆਂ ਦਾ,
ਤੇ ਫਿਰ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਕੀ ਹੈ?.
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ : ਨਾ ਹੋਰ ਡਾਂਗ
ਤੇਰੇ ਬੁੜੇ ਦੀ ਆ</pre>
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<pre>ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਫੋਨ ਕਰਦਾ �
ਕੀ ਕਰਦੀ ਏ ਜਾਨ ? ਕੁੜੀ
:- ਘਰ ਆ ਸੋਣ ਲੱਗੀ ਆ
ਸਿਰ ਦਰਦ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੋ ਰਿਹਾ ,
ਤੂੰ ਕੀ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਏ ? ਮੁੰਡਾ
:- ਮੈ ਸਿਨੇਮਾ ਹਾਲ ਵਿਚ
ਤੇਰੀ ਪਿੱਛਲੀ ਸੀਟ ਤੇ ਬੇਠਾ
ਫੁੱਲੇ ਖਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਕਮੀਨੀਏ</pre>
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<pre>ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ:� ਚਲਤੀ
ਹੈ ਕਿਆ 9 ਸੇ 12, ਕੁੜੀ:-
ਚੱਲ? ਮੁੰਡਾ:- ਕਿੱਥੇ ??
ਕੁੜੀ:- ਪ੍ਰਿੰਸੀਪਲ ਕੋਲ
ਮੁੰਡਾ:- ਲੈ ਦੱਸ �ਹੁਣ
ਅਸੀਂ ਭੈਣ ਨਾਲ ਮਜ਼ਾਕ
ਵੀ ਨੀ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੇ?�
ਕੁੜੀ:- ਪਾਗ਼ਲਾ ਮੈ ਛੁੱਟੀ
ਲੈਣ ਵਾਸਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਪਈ ਆ</pre>
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<pre>ਕੁੜੀ :- ਤੇਰੇ ਪਾਪਾ ਕੀ
ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ? ਮੁੰਡਾ :-KFC ਦੇ
ਮਲਿਕ ਨੇ। ਕੁੜੀ:- woww�.
KFC ਦਾ ਪੂਰਾ ਨਾਮ ਕੀ ਹੈ?
ਮੁੰਡਾ:- Kala Fruit Chart</pre>
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<pre>ਇੱਕ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਨੇ #zoo ਵਿਚ
ਇੱਕ ਬੰਦਾ ਮਾਰਤਾ ਦੂਜਾ
ਸ਼ੇਰ ਪੁਛਦਾ ਕਿਊਂ ਮਾਰਿਆ ?
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ �
ਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਕਦੋ ਦਾ
ਬਕਵਾਸ ਕਰੀ ਜਾ
ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ �inni wadi billi�</pre>
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<pre>ਚੂਹੀ : ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਮੇਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ
ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਜਾ ਪਿੰਜਰੇ
ਵਿਚੋ ਮੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਰੋਟੀ
ਕੱਡ ਕੇ ਲੇਕੇ ਆ ਚੂਹਾ : ਨਹੀਂ
ਮੈਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਲਿਓਆਣੀ ਚੂਹੀ : ਕਿਊਂ ??
ਚੂਹਾ : ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਪੁੱਤ ਨਹੀਂ
ਲਭਣੇ ਨੀ ਤੇਨੂੰ ਯਾਰ ਬਥੇਰੇ</pre>
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<pre>ਡਾਕੂ ਕਿਸੇ ਘਰ ਚੋਰੀ
ਕਰਨ ਗਿਆ .. ਡਾਕੂ
ਔਰਤ ਨੂੰ :- ਸਾਰੇ ਗਿਹਣੇ
ਕੱਢ ਦੇ ਚੁਪ ਕਰਕੇ ???
ਔਰਤ: ਲੈ ਫੱੜ ਝੁਮਕੇ .
ਲੈ ਫੜ ਕਾਂਟੇ .. ਲੈ ਲੈ ਫੜ
ਮੰਗਲ ਸੂਤਰ .. ਲੈ ਲੈ ਚੂੜੀ
ਵੀ ਲੈਲਾ .. ਚੈਨ ਵੀ ਲੈਲਾ..,
ਲੈ ਲੈ ਨੱਕ ਦਾ ਕੋਕਾ ਵੀ ਲੈਲਾ�
ਸਬ ਕੁੱਝ ਲੈਲਾ �ਤੇ ਸਾਰਾ
ਕੁੱਝ ਪਾਕੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਬਣ ਜਾ
ਕੰਜਰਾ � 😀 ਡਾਕੂ �
ਭੈਣਜੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਤਾ serious ਹੀ ਹੋਗੇ ਜੇ</pre>
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<pre>ੲਿਕ ਸਿਪਾਹੀ ਨੇ ਮੌਕੇ ਦੇ
SHO ਨੂੰ ਫੌਨ ਕੀਤਾ ਤੇ
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ -ਜਨਾਬ ੲਿਥੇ
ੲਿਕ ਔਰਤ ਨੇ ਆਪਣੇ
ਪਤੀ ਨੂੰ ਗੋਲੀ ਮਾਰ ਤੀ ..
SHO-ਕਿਓ? ਸਿਪਾਹੀ-
ਉਹ ਦਰਅਸਲ ਪੋਚਾ
ਲਾਏ ਹੋਏ ਫਰਸ਼ ਤੇ ਚੜ
ਗਿਆ ਸੀ .. SHO- ਤਾਂ
ਫ਼ਿਰ ਗਿਰਫ਼ਤਾਰ ਕਰ
ਲਿਆ ਉਸ ਔਰਤ ਨੂੰ ...?
ਸਿਪਾਹੀ- ਨਾ ਨਾ ਜਨਾਬ,
ਹਜੇ ਪੋਚਾ ਨੀ ਸੁੱਕਿਅਾ ??</pre>
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<pre>ਨੀਂ ਤੂੰ ਸੁੱਖ?ਕੇ ਪਤਾਸੇ
ਬੁੱਧਵਾਰ ਦੇ ? ? ਮੁੰਡੇ
ਨੂੰ ਫਸਾਉਣ ਨੂੰ? ਫਿਰੇਂ</pre>
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<pre>ਦੀਵਾਲੀ ਤੇ ਉੱਡਣ ਵਾਲੀ
ਆਤਸ਼ਬਾਜੀ ਤੋਂ ਇੱਕ ਗੱਲ
ਸਿੱਖਣ ਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਦੀ ਆ . .
.ਕਿ....! . . ਉੱਚਾਈਆ
ਂਨੂੰ ਛੂੰਹਣ ਲਈ......??
. . .ਬੋਤਲ ਦਾ ਸਹਾਰਾ ਤਾਂ
ਲੈਣਾ ਹੀ ਪੈਂਦਾ....</pre>
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<pre>ਕੁਵਾਰੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਦੀ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੀ
ਰਾਤ ਇਹੋ ਸੋਚ ਸੋਚ ਕੇ ਨਿਕਲ
ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ ਕਿ,, ਕੰਬਲ ਦਾ
ਲੰਮਾ ਪਾਸਾ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਤੇ
ਚੌੜਾ ਪਾਸਾ ਕਿਹੜਾ ।</pre>
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2. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ – ਬੱਚਾ ਇੱਕ ਨਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਸਕੂਲ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਪੜ੍ਹੇ ਕਿਤਾਬ ਜਦ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ _ ਹਿਸਾਬ ‘ਕੱਲਾ-‘ਕੱਲਾ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਸਹੀ ਜਵਾਬ?
3. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ – ਉਹ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਫਲ ਹੈ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਅਸੀਂ ਖਾਹ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਕਦੇ?
4. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ -ਹੇਠਾਂ ਕਾਠ ਉੱਪਰ ਕਾਠ ਵਿੱਚ ਬੈਠਾ ਜਗਨ ਨਾਥ?
5. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ – ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੇਂ ਜੰਮਿਆ ਫਿਰ ਮੇਰਾ ਭਾਈ ਖਿੱਚ ਧੂਹ ਕੇ ਬਾਪੂ ਜੰਮਿਆ ਪਿਛੋਂ ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾਈ?
6. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ – ਆਲਾ ਕੌਡੀਆ ਵਾਲਾ, ਵਿਚ ਮੇਰੀ ਭੂਟੋ ਨੱਚਦੀ ?
7. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ – ਕਾਲਾ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਕਾਗ ਨਹੀਂ, ਲੰਮਾ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਨਾਗ ਨਹੀਂ ?
8. ਬੁਝਾਰਤ – 80 dhiyan 20 jawai 5 deor ek bharjayi
9. ਗੁਠਲੀ, ਨਾ ਬੀਜ ਦੇਖਿਆ ਹਰ ਮੌਸਮ ਵਿੱਚ ਵਿਕਦਾ ਦੇਖਿਆ।
10. ਥਾਲ ਭਰਿਆ ਮੋਤੀਆਂ ਦਾ ਸਭ ਦੇ ਸਿਰ ‘ਤੇ ਉਲਟਾ ਧਰਿਆ ਹਨੇਰੀ ਚੱਲੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਚੱਲੇ ਮੋਤੀ ਫਿਰ ਨਾ ਡਿੱਗਣ ਥੱਲੇ।
11. ਕੜੀ ਚਿੱਟੀ ਪੂਛ ਹਿਲਾਵੇ। ਦਮੜੀ ਦਮੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਵੇ –
12. ਬੋਲੇ ਨਾ ਬੁਲਾਵੇ ਬਿਨ ਪੌੜੀ ਅਸਮਾਨੇ ਚੜ੍ਹ ਜਾਵੇ।-
13. ਲਾਲ ਗਊ ਲੱਕੜ ਖਾਵੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਪੀਵੇ ਮਰ ਜਾਵੇ। –
14. ਹਰੀ ਡੱਬੀ ਪੀਲਾ ਮਕਾਨ ਉਸ ਵਿੱਚ ਬੈਠਾ ਰੁਲਦੂ ਰਾਮ।
15. ਦਿਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਸੌਂਵੇ, ਰਾਤ ਨੂੰ ਰੋਵੇ ਜਿੰਨਾ ਰੋਵੇ ਉਨਾ ਹੀ ਖੋਵੇ।
1. ਜਵਾਬ – ਹਵਾਈ ਜਹਾਜ਼ !
2. ਜਵਾਬ – ਕੈਲਕੁਲੇਟਰ !
3. ਜਵਾਬ – ਰਾਸ਼ੀਫਲ !
4. ਜਵਾਬ – ਜੀਭ !
5. ਜਵਾਬ – ਦੁੱਧ, ਦਹੀਂ, ਮੱਖਣ ਤੇ ਲੱਸੀ !
6. ਜਵਾਬ – ਮੂੰਹ ਵਿਚਲੇ ਦੰਦ ਤੇ ਜੀਭ !
7 ਜਵਾਬ – ਅਟੇਰਨ
8 Answer – 80 ਸ਼ਟਾਂਕ ,20 ਪਾਈਏ ,5 ਸੇਰ ,ਇਕ ਪੰਸੇਰੀਨਾ
9 ਜਵਾਬ – ਕੇਲਾ
10 ਜਵਾਬ – ਤਾਰੇ
11 ਜਵਾਬ– ਮੂਲੀ
12 ਜਵਾਬ – ਪਤੰਗ
13 ਜਵਾਬ – ਅੱਗ
14 ਜਵਾਬ – ਪਪੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਬੀਜ
15 ਜਵਾਬ – ਮੋਮਬੱਤੀjatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-10600405831847840232024-02-21T03:21:00.000-08:002024-02-21T03:21:15.846-08:00Funny Punjabi Jokes | Chutkule |
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”
Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”
Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!â€
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
First lady: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.
Second lady: Beta bolke dikha.
Funny Kid: english english english english english...
Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?
Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-34772035624271750142024-02-21T03:20:00.000-08:002024-02-21T03:20:35.508-08:00Santa Banta Jokes in Punjabi Santa class me haans raha tha,
Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?
Santa : Tum kaun ho?
Ladka : Mein monitor hu
Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!
Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado
Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,
Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,
Jo jate hai unke piche,
Wo aate hai caro ke neeche,
Jo kehte hai JAANU,
Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!
Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.
Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.
Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?
THIS IS A CLASSIC ::
Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :
“Yaha thukna mana hai”
Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai?
Lohar inkar kar deta.
Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye.
fir..
fir kya…
Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola…
GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???
12 Boys planed to propose a girl
10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?
Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!
Santa – Kya hua?
Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha
“WALK when u TALK”
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!
Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Jatt : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?
Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the
Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha
Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho
Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!
Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Bush:Haan!
Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-71429427033941605322024-02-21T03:18:00.001-08:002024-02-21T03:18:54.505-08:00Shortest & sweet jokes in English Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.
What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts.
What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday!
What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because it's always spotted.
What do you get if you cross a beatle and an Australian cattle dog? Dingo Starr.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools.
What do eats eat for dessert? Chocolate mouse.
What did the birds call the owl telling jokes? Hoot-larious.
What type of snake ate all the desserts? A pie-thon.
What did the dog magician say? Lab-racadabra!
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies
How much money does a skunk have? One scent.
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It's one or the udder.
What did the hawk say when it fell off the branch? Well, this is hawk-ward.
What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke? That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrele-phant.
What did the alpaca say when he wanted to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
What it it called when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal? A dino-score.
Why did the turkey join a band? So she could use her drumsticks.
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow.
What’s a frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog.
Who wears shoes while sleeping? A horse.
Why couldn't the duck stop laughing? He was quacking up.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song? She was a little horse.
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.
Where do cows go for fun? The moo-vies.
What is the name of the horse next door? Neigh-bor.
Why do dogs like cell phones? They have collar ID.jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-15778008053537459952024-02-21T03:18:00.000-08:002024-02-21T03:18:01.476-08:00Jokes for Kids funnies jokes What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here — I'll go on ahead!
Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye matey."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery?
Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick?
Put it on my bill!
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-36093129652728926242024-02-21T03:15:00.000-08:002024-02-21T03:15:50.415-08:00Chutkule hindi - Jokes in Hindi सत्संग चल रहा था पंडित जी बता रहे थे
जो नर है वो अगले जन्म में भी
नर ही बनेगा और जो नारी है,
वो अगले जन्म में भी नारी ही बनेगी।
एक बुढ़िया उठकर जाने लगी
तो पंडित जी ने पूछा क्या हुआ?
बुढ़िया बोली- जब अगले जन्म में भी
रोटियां ही बनानी हैं तो...
सत्संग सुनने का क्या फायदा।
एक लड़का क्लास में लड़की को
रोज चुपके-चुपके देखा करता था।
एक दिन लड़का बोला- I Love You,
लड़की- अगर मैं भी I Love You बोलूं,
तो तुमको कैसा लगेगा?
लड़का- जानम, मैं तो ख़ुशी से मर जाऊंगा,
लड़की बड़ी चालाक निकली।
तिरछी नजर घुमा के बोली- जा नहीं बोलती,
जी ले अपनी जिंदगी।
संजू - पापा मुझे एक लड़की पसंद है,
मैं उससे शादी करना चाहता हूं
पापा - क्या वो भी तुझे पसन्द करती है ?
संजू - हां जी..
पापा - जिस लड़की की पसन्द ऐसी हो मैं
उसे अपनी बहू नहीं बना सकता।
पत्नी मायके से अपने पति को फोन करती है- सुनो जी,
अपना ध्यान रखनाक्योंकि डेंगू बहुत तेजी से फैल रहा है.
पति- मेरा सारा खून तो तुम पी गईमच्छर क्या ब्लड डोनेट करने आएगा?
मास्टर साहब- दीपू, बताओ यमुना नदी कहां बहती है?
दीपू- मास्टर साहब, जमीन परमास्टर जी-
नक्शे को देखकर बताओ कहां बहती है?
दीपू- सर, नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है,
नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा.
शादी करने के बाद और मोबाइल लेने के बाद
अक्सरकुछ लोगों को एक ही बात का अफसोस होता है...
काश, कुछ दिन और रुक जाते तो औरअच्छा मॉडल मिल जाता...
शादी के बाद पहली बार बहू रेसिपी बुक से खाना बना रही थी.
सासू मां आकर फ्रिज खोलती हैं और पूछती हैंअरे बहू,
ये मंदिर का घंटा फ्रिज में क्यों रखा है?बहू: मम्मी जी,
रेसिपी बुक में लिखा है किइन चीजों को मिलाकर
एक घंटा फ्रिज में रख दें.ये सुनकर सासू मां बेहोश!
jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-28707798009797636702024-02-19T03:08:00.000-08:002024-02-19T03:11:59.980-08:00Attitude Punjabi Status for Facebook Whatsapp
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}
.show-mobile-search,.hide-mobile-search{
border-left:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.08);
left:auto;
right:0
}
.slide-menu-toggle:before{
content:"\f0c9"
}
.nav-active .slide-menu-toggle:before{
content:"\f00d"
}
.show-mobile-search:before{
content:"\f002"
}
.hide-mobile-search:before{
content:"\f00d"
}
.mobile-menu{
position:relative;
float:left;
width:100%;
background-color:#fdb73a;
box-sizing:border-box;
padding:20px;
border-top:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.08);
visibility:hidden;
opacity:0;
transform-origin:0 0;
transform:scaleY(0);
transition:all .17s ease
}
.nav-active .mobile-menu{
visibility:visible;
opacity:1;
transform:scaleY(1)
}
.mobile-menu > ul{
margin:0
}
.mobile-menu .m-sub{
display:none;
padding:0
}
.mobile-menu ul li{
position:relative;
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
float:left;
width:100%;
font-size:14px;
line-height:38px;
margin:0;
padding:0;
border-top:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,0.01)
}
.mobile-menu > ul > li{
font-weight:400
}
.mobile-menu > ul li ul{
overflow:hidden
}
.mobile-menu > ul > li:first-child{
border-top:0
}
.mobile-menu ul li a{
color:#fff;
padding:0;
display:block;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.mobile-menu ul li.has-sub .submenu-toggle{
position:absolute;
top:0;
right:0;
color:#fff;
cursor:pointer
}
.mobile-menu ul li.has-sub .submenu-toggle:after{
content:'\f105';
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-weight:400;
float:right;
width:34px;
font-size:16px;
text-align:center;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.mobile-menu ul li.has-sub.show > .submenu-toggle:after{
transform:rotate(90deg)
}
.mobile-menu > ul > li > ul > li a{
font-size:13px
}
.mobile-menu > ul > li > ul > li > a{
color:#fff;
opacity:.7;
padding:0 0 0 15px
}
.mobile-menu > ul > li > ul > li > ul > li > a{
color:#fff;
opacity:.7;
padding:0 0 0 30px
}
.mobile-menu ul > li > .submenu-toggle:hover{
color:#ffa230
}
.post-meta{
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
color:#aaa;
font-size:12px;
font-weight:400;
padding:0 1px
}
.post-meta .post-author,.post-meta .post-date{
float:left;
margin:0 10px 0 0
}
.post-meta .post-date{
text-transform:capitalize
}
.post-meta a{
color:#aaa;
transition:color .17s
}
.post-meta a:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
.post-meta span:before{
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-weight:400;
margin:0 3px 0 0
}
.post-meta .post-author:before{
content:'\f2c0'
}
.post-meta .post-date:before{
content:'\f017'
}
.queryMessage{
overflow:hidden;
background-color:#f2f2f2;
color:#111111;
font-size:13px;
font-weight:400;
padding:8px 10px;
margin:0 0 25px
}
.queryMessage .query-info{
margin:0 5px
}
.queryMessage .search-query,.queryMessage .search-label{
font-weight:700;
text-transform:uppercase
}
.queryMessage .search-query:before,.queryMessage .search-label:before{
content:"\201c"
}
.queryMessage .search-query:after,.queryMessage .search-label:after{
content:"\201d"
}
.queryMessage a.show-more{
float:right;
color:#fdb73a;
text-decoration:underline;
transition:opacity .17s
}
.queryMessage a.show-more:hover{
opacity:.8
}
.queryEmpty{
font-size:13px;
font-weight:400;
padding:10px 0;
margin:0 0 25px;
text-align:center
}
.title-wrap,.featured-posts .widget-title{
position:relative;
float:left;
width:100%;
height:29px;
display:block;
margin:0 0 20px;
border-bottom:3px solid #eaeaea
}
.title-wrap > h3,.featured-posts .widget-title > h3{
position:relative;
float:left;
height:32px;
font-size:16px;
color:#111111;
margin:0
}
.title-wrap > h3:after,.featured-posts .widget-title > h3:after{
content:'';
position:absolute;
left:0;
bottom:0;
height:3px;
width:100%;
background-color:#ffa230;
margin:0
}
a.view-all{
float:right;
font-size:13px;
line-height:29px;
color:#888;
transition:color .17s ease
}
a.view-all:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
a.view-all:after{
content:"\f105";
float:right;
font-weight:400;
font-family:FontAwesome;
margin:0 0 0 3px;
transition:color .17s
}
.blog-post{
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
word-wrap:break-word
}
.index-post{
padding:0;
margin:15px 0 20px
}
.index-post .post-image-wrap{
float:left;
width:240px;
height:150px;
margin:0 20px 0 0
}
.index-post .post-image-wrap .post-image-link{
width:100%;
height:100%;
position:relative;
display:block;
z-index:1;
overflow:hidden
}
.post-tag{
position:absolute;
top:15px;
left:15px;
height:18px;
z-index:5;
background-color:rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
color:#fff;
font-size:10px;
line-height:18px;
font-weight:500;
text-transform:uppercase;
padding:0 6px;
border-radius:2px
}
.index-post .post-info{
overflow:hidden
}
.index-post .post-info > h2{
font-size:19px;
font-weight:700;
line-height:1.5em;
text-decoration:none;
margin:0 0 10px
}
.index-post .post-info > h2 > a{
display:block;
color:#111111;
transition:color .17s
}
.index-post .post-info > h2 > a:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
.widget iframe,.widget img{
max-width:100%
}
.date-header{
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
font-weight:400;
margin:0!important;
padding:0
}
.post-timestamp{
margin-left:0
}
.post-snippet{
position:relative;
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
font-size:12px;
line-height:1.6em;
font-weight:400;
margin:10px 0 0
}
#breadcrumb{
font-size:12px;
font-weight:400;
color:#aaa;
margin:0 0 10px
}
#breadcrumb a{
color:#aaa;
transition:color .17s
}
#breadcrumb a:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
#breadcrumb a,#breadcrumb em{
display:inline-block
}
#breadcrumb .delimiter:after{
content:'\f105';
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-style:normal;
margin:0 3px
}
.item-post h1.post-title{
color:#111111;
font-size:27px;
line-height:1.5em;
font-weight:700;
position:relative;
display:block;
margin:15px 0;
padding:0
}
.static_page .item-post h1.post-title{
padding:0 0 10px;
margin:0;
border-bottom:1px solid #eaeaea
}
.item-post .post-body{
width:100%;
line-height:2em;
padding:20px 0 0
}
.static_page .item-post .post-body{
padding:20px 0
}
.item-post .post-outer{
padding:0
}
.item-post .post-body img{
width:auto;
height:auto;
margin-top: 15px;
display: inline-block;
}
.item-post .post-meta{
padding:0 1px 10px;
border-bottom:1px solid #eaeaea
}
.main .widget{
margin:0
}
.main .Blog{
border-bottom-width:0
}
.post-footer{
position:relative;
float:left;
width:100%;
margin:20px 0 0
}
.inline-ad{
position:relative;
display:block;
max-height:60px;
margin:0 0 30px
}
.inline-ad > ins{
display:block!important;
margin:0 auto!important
}
.item .inline-ad{
float:left;
width:100%;
margin:20px 0 0
}
.item-post-wrap > .inline-ad{
margin:0 0 20px
}
.post-labels{
overflow:hidden;
height:auto;
position:relative;
font-family:'Merriweather',sans-serif;
padding:0;
margin:0 0 25px
}
.post-labels span,.post-labels a{
float:left;
color:#aaa;
font-size:12px;
font-weight:400;
margin:0 12px 0 0;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.post-labels span{
color:#111111
}
.post-labels a:hover{
color:#ffa230
}
.post-share{
position:relative;
overflow:hidden;
line-height:0;
margin:0 0 30px
}
ul.share-links{
position:relative
}
.share-links li{
width:32px;
float:left;
box-sizing:border-box;
margin:0 5px 0 0
}
.share-links li.facebook,.share-links li.twitter,.share-links li.gplus{
width:20%
}
.share-links li a{
float:left;
display:inline-block;
cursor:pointer;
width:100%;
height:32px;
line-height:32px;
color:#fff;
font-weight:400;
font-size:13px;
text-align:center;
box-sizing:border-box;
opacity:1;
margin:0;
padding:0;
border-radius:2px;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.share-links li.whatsapp-mobile{
display:none
}
.is-mobile li.whatsapp-desktop{
display:none
}
.is-mobile li.whatsapp-mobile{
display:inline-block
}
.share-links li a:before{
float:left;
display:block;
width:32px;
background-color:rgba(255,255,255,0.07);
font-size:15px;
text-align:center;
line-height:32px
}
.share-links li a:hover{
opacity:.8
}
ul.post-nav{
position:relative;
overflow:hidden;
display:block;
margin:0 0 30px
}
.post-nav li{
display:inline-block;
width:50%
}
.post-nav .post-prev{
float:left;
text-align:left;
box-sizing:border-box;
padding:0 10px
}
.post-nav .post-next{
float:right;
text-align:right;
box-sizing:border-box;
padding:0 10px
}
.post-nav li a{
color:#111111;
line-height:1.4em;
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
transition:color .17s
}
.post-nav li:hover a{
color:#fdb73a
}
.post-nav li span{
display:block;
font-size:11px;
color:#aaa;
font-weight:700;
text-transform:uppercase;
padding:0 0 2px
}
.post-nav .post-prev span:before{
content:"\f053";
float:left;
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-size:9px;
font-weight:400;
text-transform:none;
margin:0 2px 0 0
}
.post-nav .post-next span:after{
content:"\f054";
float:right;
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-size:9px;
font-weight:400;
text-transform:none;
margin:0 0 0 2px
}
.post-nav p{
font-family:'Merriweather',sans-serif;
font-size:12px;
font-weight:400;
line-height:1.4em;
margin:0
}
.post-nav .post-nav-active p{
color:#aaa
}
#blog-pager{
overflow:hidden;
clear:both;
margin:0 0 30px
}
.blog-pager a,.blog-pager span{
float:left;
display:block;
min-width:30px;
height:30px;
background-color:#f0f0f0;
color:#111111;
font-size:13px;
font-weight:500;
line-height:30px;
text-align:center;
box-sizing:border-box;
margin:0 5px 0 0;
border-radius:2px;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.blog-pager .blog-pager-newer-link,.blog-pager .blog-pager-older-link{
padding:0 15px
}
.blog-pager .blog-pager-newer-link{
float:left
}
.blog-pager .blog-pager-older-link{
float:right
}
.blog-pager span.page-dots{
min-width:20px;
background-color:#fff;
font-size:16px;
line-height:30px;
font-weight:400;
letter-spacing:-1px;
border:0
}
.blog-pager .page-of{
display:none;
width:auto;
float:right;
border-color:rgba(0,0,0,0);
margin:0
}
.blog-pager .page-active,.blog-pager a:hover{
background-color:#ffa230;
color:#fff;
border-color:#ffa230
}
.blog-pager .page-prev:before,.blog-pager .page-next:before{
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-size:16px;
font-weight:400
}
.blog-pager .page-prev:before{
content:'\f104'
}
.blog-pager .page-next:before{
content:'\f105'
}
.blog-pager .blog-pager-newer-link:after{
content:'\f104';
float:left;
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-weight:400;
margin:0 3px 0 0
}
.blog-pager .blog-pager-older-link:after{
content:'\f105';
float:right;
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-weight:400;
margin:0 0 0 3px
}
.archive #blog-pager{
display:none
}
.blog-post-comments{
display:none;
margin:0 0 30px
}
.blog-post-comments .comments-title{
margin:0 0 20px
}
.comments-system-disqus .comments-title,.comments-system-facebook .comments-title{
margin:0
}
#comments{
margin:0
}
#gpluscomments{
float:left!important;
width:100%!important;
margin:0 0 25px!important
}
#gpluscomments iframe{
float:left!important;
width:100%
}
.comments{
display:block;
clear:both;
margin:0;
color:#111111
}
.comments > h3{
font-size:13px;
font-weight:400;
font-style:italic;
padding-top:1px
}
.comments .comments-content .comment{
list-style:none;
margin:0;
padding:0 0 8px
}
.comments .comments-content .comment:first-child{
padding-top:0
}
.facebook-tab,.fb_iframe_widget_fluid span,.fb_iframe_widget iframe{
width:100%!important
}
.comments .item-control{
position:static
}
.comments .avatar-image-container{
float:left;
overflow:hidden;
position:absolute
}
.comments .avatar-image-container,.comments .avatar-image-container img{
height:45px;
max-height:45px;
width:45px;
max-width:45px;
border-radius:0
}
.comments .comment-block{
overflow:hidden;
padding:0 0 10px
}
.comments .comment-block,.comments .comments-content .comment-replies{
margin:0 0 0 60px
}
.comments .comments-content .inline-thread{
padding:0
}
.comments .comment-actions{
float:left;
width:100%;
position:relative;
margin:0
}
.comments .comments-content .comment-header{
font-size:12px;
display:block;
overflow:hidden;
clear:both;
margin:0 0 3px;
padding:0 0 5px;
border-bottom:1px dashed #eaeaea
}
.comments .comments-content .comment-header a{
color:#111111;
transition:color .17s
}
.comments .comments-content .comment-header a:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
.comments .comments-content .user{
font-style:normal;
font-weight:700;
text-transform:uppercase;
display:block
}
.comments .comments-content .icon.blog-author{
display:none
}
.comments .comments-content .comment-content{
float:left;
font-size:13px;
color:#5E5E5E;
font-weight:400;
text-align:left;
line-height:1.4em;
margin:5px 0 9px
}
.comments .comment .comment-actions a{
margin-right:5px;
padding:2px 5px;
color:#111111;
font-weight:400;
border:1px solid #f5f5f5;
font-size:10px;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.comments .comment .comment-actions a:hover{
color:#fff;
background-color:#ffa230;
border-color:#ffa230;
text-decoration:none
}
.comments .comments-content .datetime{
float:left;
font-size:11px;
font-weight:400;
color:#aaa;
position:relative;
padding:0 1px;
margin:4px 0 0;
display:block
}
.comments .comments-content .datetime a,.comments .comments-content .datetime a:hover{
color:#aaa
}
.comments .comments-content .datetime:before{
content:'\f017';
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-size:11px;
font-weight:400;
font-style:normal;
margin:0 3px 0 0
}
.comments .thread-toggle{
margin-bottom:4px
}
.comments .thread-toggle .thread-arrow{
height:7px;
margin:0 3px 2px 0
}
.comments .thread-count a,.comments .continue a{
transition:opacity .17s
}
.comments .thread-count a:hover,.comments .continue a:hover{
opacity:.8
}
.comments .thread-expanded{
padding:5px 0 0
}
.comments .thread-chrome.thread-collapsed{
display:none
}
.thread-arrow:before{
content:'';
font-family:FontAwesome;
color:#111111;
font-weight:400;
margin:0 2px 0 0
}
.comments .thread-expanded .thread-arrow:before{
content:'\f0d7'
}
.comments .thread-collapsed .thread-arrow:before{
content:'\f0da'
}
.comments .comments-content .comment-thread{
margin:0
}
.comments .comments-content .comment-thread > ol{
padding:0
}
.comments .continue a{
padding:0 0 0 60px;
font-weight:400
}
.comments .comments-content .loadmore.loaded{
margin:0;
padding:0
}
.comments .comment-replybox-thread{
margin:0
}
.comments .comments-content .loadmore,.comments .comments-content .loadmore.loaded{
display:none
}
.post-body h1,.post-body h2,.post-body h3,.post-body h4,.post-body h5,.post-body h6{
color:#111111;
margin:10px 0 15px
}
.post-body h1,.post-body h2{
font-size:24px
}
.post-body h3{
font-size:21px
}
.post-body h4{
font-size:18px
}
.post-body h5{
font-size:16px
}
.post-body h6{
font-size:13px
}
blockquote{
font-style: normal;
color: #000;
background-color: #fff7005c;
margin: 0;
padding: 25px;
line-height: 1.5em;
box-shadow: 0px 4px 5px 0px rgb(0 0 0 / 24%);
}
blockquote:before,blockquote:after{
display:inline-block;
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-style:normal;
font-weight:400;
line-height:1
}
blockquote:before{
content:'\f10d';
margin:0 10px 0 0
}
blockquote:after{
content:'\f10e';
margin:0 0 0 10px
}
.btnstyle{
margin: -8px 0px;
float: right;
}
.widget .post-body ul,.widget .post-body ol{
line-height:1.5;
font-weight:400
}
.widget .post-body li{
margin:5px 0;
padding:0;
line-height:1.5
}
.post-body ul{
padding:0 0 0 20px
}
.post-body ul li:before{
content:"\f105";
font-family:FontAwesome;
font-size:13px;
font-weight:400;
margin:0 5px 0 0
}
.post-body u{
text-decoration:underline
}
.post-body a{
transition:color .17s ease
}
.post-body strike{
text-decoration:line-through
}
.contact-form{
overflow:hidden
}
.contact-form .widget-title{
display:none
}
.contact-form .contact-form-name{
width:calc(50% - 5px)
}
.contact-form .contact-form-email{
width:calc(50% - 5px);
float:right
}
.sidebar .widget{
position:relative;
overflow:hidden;
background-color:#fff;
box-sizing:border-box;
padding:0;
margin:0 0 30px
}
.sidebar .widget-title{
position:relative;
float:left;
width:100%;
display:block;
margin:0 0 20px;
background:#0a1953
}
.sidebar .widget-title > h3{
position:relative;
float:left;
padding: 6px 10px;
box-sizing: border-box;
font-size:16px;
color:#fff;
margin:0;
background:#fdb73a
}
.sidebar .widget-content{
float:left;
width:100%;
margin:0
}
.list-label li{
position:relative;
display:block;
padding:8px 0;
border-top:1px dotted #eaeaea
}
.list-label li:first-child{
padding:0 0 8px;
border-top:0
}
.list-label li:last-child{
padding-bottom:0;
border-bottom:0
}
.list-label li a{
display:block;
color:#111111;
font-size:13px;
font-weight:400;
text-transform:capitalize;
transition:color .17s
}
.list-label li a:before{
content:"\f105";
float:left;
color:#111111;
font-weight:400;
font-family:FontAwesome;
margin:0 3px 0 0;
transition:color .17s
}
.list-label li a:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
.list-label .label-count{
position:relative;
float:right;
width:16px;
height:16px;
background-color:#ffa230;
color:#fff;
font-size:11px;
font-weight:400;
text-align:center;
line-height:16px;
border-radius:2px
}
.cloud-label li{
position:relative;
float:left;
margin:0 5px 5px 0
}
.cloud-label li a{
display:block;
height:26px;
background-color:#f2f2f2;
color:#111111;
font-size:12px;
line-height:26px;
font-weight:400;
padding:0 10px;
border-radius:2px;
transition:all .17s ease
}
.cloud-label li a:hover{
color:#fff;
background-color:#ffa230
}
.cloud-label .label-count{
display:none
}
.PopularPosts .post{
overflow:hidden;
margin:20px 0 0
}
.PopularPosts .post:first-child{
margin:0
}
.PopularPosts .post-image-link{
position:relative;
width:75px;
height:65px;
float:left;
overflow:hidden;
display:block;
vertical-align:middle;
margin:0 12px 0 0
}
.PopularPosts .post-info{
overflow:hidden
}
.PopularPosts .post-title{
font-size:13px;
font-weight:700;
line-height:1.5em;
margin:0 0 5px
}
.PopularPosts .post-title a{
display:block;
color:#111111;
transition:color .17s
}
.PopularPosts .post-title a:hover{
color:#fdb73a
}
.PopularPosts .post-meta{
font-size:11px
}
.PopularPosts .post-date:before{
font-size:10px
}
.Text{
font-size:13px
}
.BlogSearch .search-input{
float:left;
width:75%;
height:30px;
background-color:#fff;
font-weight:400;
font-size:13px;
line-height:30px;
box-sizing:border-box;
padding:5px 10px;
border:1px solid #eaeaea;
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<h2> 220+ Punjabi Attitude Status or Shayari in Punjabi 2024</h2>
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ਟੁੱਟਿਆ ਯਕੀਨ ਦੂਜੀ ਵਾਰ ਨੀ ਕਰਾਂਗੇ<br />
ਹੁਣ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਵਾਂਗੂ ਤੇਰਾ ਇੰਤਜਾਰ ਨੀ ਕਰਾਂਗੇ<br />
ਜਾ ਯਾਰਾ ਤੇਰੀਆ ਚਲਾਕੀਆ ਨੇ ਮਾਫ<br />
ਪਰ ਮੁੜਕੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਇਤਬਾਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਾਂਗੇ !!</blockquote>
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ਗਿਣਤੀ ਦੇ 💪🏻ਯਾਰ... 😏ਬੇਸ਼ੁਮਾਰ ਆ ❤ਪਿਆਰ,<br />
ਨਾਰਾਂ💁🏼 ਲੈਨਦੀਆ ਨੇ ਸੂਹਾਂ 👀ਕਿਹੜੇ ਪਿੰਡੋਂ ਸਰਦਾਰ !!😋</blockquote>
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ਮਿਹਨਤਾਂ 💪🏻ਨਾਲ ਬਣਦੇ ਨੇ ਨਾਮ ✔️ਜੱਗ ਤੇ<br />
ਲਾ ਬੈਨਰਾਂ ਤੇ ਫੋਟੋਅਾਂ ਨੀ ਨਾਮ ਬਣਦੇ !!</blockquote>
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ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਜਿੱਤਣ ਲਈ ਤਜਰਬਾ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ<br />
ਨਈਂ ਤਾਂ ਬੰਦੇ ਤਾਂ ਲੋਕ pub g ਚ ਵੀ ਮਾਰੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ !!</blockquote>
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ਪਹਿਲਾ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਚ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਕਿਤਾਬ<br />
ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਗੂੜੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਸੀ,<br />
ਹੁਣ ਤਾਂ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਪੈਸੇ ਤੇ<br />
ਮਤਲਬ ਲਈ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ !! </blockquote>
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ਨਸੀਬ ਜ਼ਿੰਨਾਂ ਦੇ ੳੁੱਚੇ ਤੇ ਮਸਤ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ,<br />
ੲਿਮਤਿਹਾਨ ਵੀ ੳੁਹਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਹੀ ਜ਼ਬਰਦਸਤ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ !!</blockquote>
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ਪੱਤਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਲਿਖ ਸਰਨਾਵੇਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਵਲ ਘਲਦੇ ਆਂ<br />
ਗੁੱਸਾ ਗਿਲਾ ਛੱਡ ਦਈਦਾ ਵਾਪਸ ਮੁੜ ਚਲਦੇ ਆ !! </blockquote>
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ਇਹ ਨਾਂ ਸਮਝੀ ਕਿ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਾਬਿਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਾਂ, ਤੜਫ ਰਹੇ ਨੇਂ ਉਹ ਜਿਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਹਾਸਿਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਾਂ</blockquote>
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ਜਿਹਨੂੰ ਸਾਡੀ ਨੀ ‪ਪਰਵਾਹ‬ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਇਕੋ ਏ ਸਲਾਹ.. ਮਰਦੇ‬ ਨੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਜਿਥੇ ਜਾਨਾ ਜਾ</blockquote>
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ਦਿਲ ਤੇ ਲੱਗੀ ਸੱਟ ਦਾ ਅਤੇ ਵਿਗੜੇ ਹੋਏ Sau JAtt ਦਾ . . ਬੀਬਾ ਇਲਾਜ ਕੋਈ ਨਾ</blockquote>
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ਨਾ ਮੈ ਪਾਉਂਦੀ Gucci ਨਾ armani ਵੇ , ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਨਾਲ ਸੂਟ,ਦੇਸੀ ਜੱਟੀ ਦੀ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨੀ ਵੇ … </blockquote>
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I’m Sorry ਜੇ ਮੈਂ ਬਦਲ ਗਈ ਹਾਂ, ਪਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਹੁਣ ਉਹ ਨਹੀਂ</blockquote>
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ਇਰਾਦੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਫ ਹੁੰਦੇਂ ਨੇ..ਇਸੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਅਕਸਰ ਲੋਕ ਮੇਰੇ ਖਿਲਾਫ ਹੁੰਦੇਂ ਨੇ..</blockquote>
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ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਆਪਣਾ “attitude” set ਕਰ ਫਿਰ ਮੇਨੂੰ set ਕਰਨ ਦੇ ਸੁਪਨੇ ਵੇਖੀ।</blockquote>
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ਅਸੀਂ ਜਾਹਲੀ ਨੋਟਾਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਆ, ਕਿੱਥੇ ਵਰਤੇਗੀ ਕਿੱਥੇ ਖਰਚੇਗੀ</blockquote>
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ਕੁੜੀ ਦੇ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਸਾਰੇ ਜੱਗ ਤੋ ਵਖਰੇ ਨੇ ,ਏਨੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਚ ‪‎ਆਕੜ ਨੀ ਜਿੰਨੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਚ ਨਖਰੇ ਨੇ॥</blockquote>
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ਬੀਬਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਰੀਸ ਤੂੰ ਕਿੱਥੋ ਕਰਲੇਗੀ... ਅਸੀ ਤਾ ਬੋਤਲ ਪੀ ਕਿ ਘਰੇ ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਲੱਗਣ ਦਿੰਦੇ ...ਤੇ ਤੂੰ ਗੋਲਗੱਪੇ ਖਾ ਕੇ ਰੋਲਾ ਪਾ ਦਿੰਨੀ
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👬 ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਹੀ ਉਠਦੇ ਆਂ,, 👬 ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਹੀ ਬਹਿੰਦੇ ਆਂ, 👧 ਤੇਰੇ ਵਰਗੀਆਂ 👩 ਫੁਕਰੀਆਂ ਤੋਂ.. ਕਿਲੋਮੀਟਰ👉 ਦੂਰ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਆਂ
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ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਜਿਉਣੀ Jatti💁 ਨੇ ਟੋਹਰ ਨਾਲ , ਵੇ👉 ਤੂੰ 👦ਲਾ ਲੈ ਯਾਰੀ👫 ਕਿਸੇ ਹੋਰ👭 ਨਾਲ..😃😂</blockquote>
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ਮੌਤ ਨੂੰ ਖੱਟਣਾ ਤੇ 💁 Jatti ਨੂੰ ਪੱਟਣਾ ਇਕ ਬਰਾਬਰ..😉</blockquote>
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👉ਵੇ ਤੂੰ 👦Rulega ਹਜ਼ਾਰ ਵਾਲੇ Note ਵਾਂਗੂ...ਜੇ Jatti 💁ਸੋਹਣਿਆ ਕਰੰਸੀ💰 ਵਾਂਗੂ Chnge ਹੋ ਗਈ..</blockquote>
<h3>Att Punjabi Attitude Status</h3>
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ਕੱਢ ਦਿਆਗੇ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਜਿਹੜਾ 👉ਤੇਰੇ 👦ਦਿਲ❤ ਵਿਚ "ਵਹਿਮ" ਆ...ਪੁੱਛ ਕੇ ਦੇਖ ਆਪਣੇ "YaaRan"👬👭 ਨੂੰ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਤੇਰੀ Jatti 💁ਦੇ Fan
ਆ..😜😉😂</blockquote>
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ਨਾ ਪਿੰਡ ਵਿਚ ਮਸ਼ਹੂਰ ਨਾ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਗਰੂਰ , ਮਾਣ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ ਮਾਪੇ ਪੁਤ ਸਾਡਾ ਬੁਰੇ ਕੰਮਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਦੂਰ ..!!</blockquote>
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ਸ਼ੋਕ ਤਾ ਮੇਰੇ ਵੀ 👌 ਸਿਰੇ ਦੇ ਨੇ...ਪਰ ਜੋ ਮਾਪਿਆਂ ਦਾ 💕 ਦਿਲ ਦੁੱਖਾਵੇ ਉਹ ਸ਼ੋਕ Rakhdi ਨੀ ਮੈ..</blockquote>
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ਆਪਣਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਬਿਤਾਈਆਂ ਘੜੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਕਦੀ ਸੈੱਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੁੱਕਿਆ ਕਰਦੇ</blockquote>
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ਕਿਨਾਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਕੌਣ ਸਿੱਪੀਆਂ ਚੁੱਕ ਕੇ ਭੱਜ ਗਿਆ ਅਜਿਹੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਗੌਲਦੇ</blockquote>
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ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਧੂੜ੍ਹਾਂ ਜੰਮੀਆਂ ਕੰਧਾਂ ਝਾੜੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ , ਜਿਲਦਾਂ ਸਾਂਭੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ ਝੱਲੇ ਵਰਕੇ ਪਾੜੀ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਯਕੀਨ ਰੱਖੋ ਜੋ ਤੁਹਾਡੀ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਵਿਚ ਹੈ ਉਹ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਹੈ ਮਿਲੇਗਾ</blockquote>
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ਮੰਜਿਲ ਏਦਾਂ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਮਿਲਦੀ ਰਾਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਜਨੂੰਨ ਦਿਲ ਚ ਜਗਾਉਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਹੈ , ਪੁੱਛਿਆ ਮੈਂ ਚਿੜੀਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਕਿ ਆਹਲਣਾ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਬਣਦਾ ਹੈ
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਕਿ ਤਿਨਕਾ ਤਿਨਕਾ ਉਠਾਉਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਜਿਸ ਤੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਵਿਸ਼ਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਸੰਭਾਲਣ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਮੇਵਾਰੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ ਉਹ ਕਾਪੀ ਅਕਸਰ ਰਫ ਬਣ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਨੇ ਨੂੰ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ ਬੀਤੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਤੇ ਤਕਲੀਫ ਤਾਂ ਫੇਰ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਗ਼ਲਤਫਹਿਮੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਸਿਲਸਿਲੇ ਅੱਜ ਕਲ ਇੰਨੇ ਦਿਲਚਸਪ ਹਨ ਕਿ ਹਰ ਇੱਟ ਸੋਚਦੀ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਕੰਧ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਟਿਕੀ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਚੁਸਤ ਚਲਾਕੀਆਂ ਨੀ ਆਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਪਰ ਫੜ ਜਰੂਰ ਲਈ ਦੀਆ</blockquote>
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ਜਿਸ ਦਿਨ ਸਾਦਗੀ ਸ਼ਿੰਗਾਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ ਉਸ ਦਿਨ ਸ਼ੀਸ਼ੇ ਦੀ ਵੀ ਹਾਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ</blockquote>
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ਅੰਸੀਂ ਲੰਡਰ ਈ ਚੰਗੇ ਆਂ, ਸ਼ਰੀਫਾਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਡਰਾਮੇ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ.... ਸ਼ੌਂਕ ਨਾਲ ਗੇੜੀ ਮਾਰਨ ਵਾਲੇ ਸਾਰੇ ਰਾਝੇਂ ਨੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ.......
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ਜਿਹਨਾਂ ਦੀ ਫਿਤਰਤ ਵਿੱਚ ਦਗਾ ਉਹ ਕਦੇ ਵਫਾਵਾਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਜੋ ਰੁੱਖ ਜਿਆਦਾ ਉੱਚੇ ਨੇ ਉਹ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਛਾਵਾਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਦੇ</blockquote>
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ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਤਕਦੀਰ ਵਿੱਚ ਹੋਣੀਆਂ ਚਾਹੀਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ...ਤਸਵੀਰ ਵਿੱਚ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਮੁਸਕੁਰਾ ਲੈਂਦਾ..</blockquote>
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ਸਫਲਤਾ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਪਾਣੀ ਨਾਲ ਨਹੀ ਪਸੀਨੇ 😰ਨਾਲ ਨਹਾਉਣਾ ਪੈਦਾ ਏ.....</blockquote>
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ਜਦੋਂ ਲਾਈਦੀ ਏ ਗੱਲ ਸਿੱਦੀ ਧੁਰ ਲਾਈਦੀ , ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਜਮਾਨਾ ਐਨੀ ਠੁੱਕ ਪਾਈਦੀ...💪</blockquote>
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ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ਨਜ਼ਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਫਰਕ ਆ ਸੱਜਣਾ✌🏼 ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਜ਼ਹਿਰ🧪ਲਗਦੇ ਆਂ ਤੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਸ਼ਹਿਦ</blockquote>
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ਖੁਸ਼ ਹਾਂ, ਆਪਣੀ ਛੋਟੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਸੱਚੀ ਸਫਲਤਾ ਨਾਲ ਗਤੀ ਧੀਮੀ ਜਰੂਰ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਵੀ ਹੈ ਆਪਣੇ ਜ਼ਮੀਰ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ...
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ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਿਆ ਦੇ ਦੀਵਾਨੇ ਆ ਮਿਠਿਆ, ਚੇਲੇ ਕੱਲ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਸੀ ਤੇ ਉਸਤਾਦ ਅੱਜ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ,</blockquote>
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ਰਹਿਣਾ ਤਾਂ ਜੱਗ ਤੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ, ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਲੋਕ ਐਨੀਆਂ ਆਕੜਾਂ ਕਾਹਤੋਂ ਚੁੱਕੀ ਫਿਰਦੇ ਨੇ ।</blockquote>
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ਚੱਲ ਮੰਨਿਆ ਅਸੀਂ ਬੁਰੇ ਸੀ , ਪਰ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੀ ਬਣ ਕੇ ਦਿਖਾ ਜਾਂਦੀ</blockquote>
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ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਮੁਸ਼ਕਿਲ ਏ ਹਰ ਮੋੜ ਤੇ ☝️ ਜਿੱਤ✊ ਮਿਲਦੀ ਏ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਜੋਰ💪 ਤੇ... 👍</blockquote>
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ਉਨ੍ਹਾ ਪਰਿੰਦੇਆ ਨੂੰ ਕੈਦ ਕਰਨਾ ਮੇਰੀ ਫ਼ਿਤਰਤ ਚ ਨਹੀਂ , ਜੋ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਗੈਰਾ ਨਾਲ ਉਡਣ ਦਾ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਰੱਖਦੇ ਰਹੇ ......✍🏻💕
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ਸਿਧੇ ਸਾਧੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਆ ,ਲੋਕੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ Attitude ਬੜਾ ,<br />
ਸੱਚੀ ਗੱਲ ਮੂੰਹ ਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਆ , ਲੋਕੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ Rude ਬੜਾ !!</blockquote>
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ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀ ਮਸ਼ਹੂਰ ਹੇ<br />
ਵਿਰਸੇ ਚ ਮਿਲੀ ਹੇ ਤੇ ਸਾਡਾ ਕਿ ਕਸੂਰ ਹੈ !!</blockquote>
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ਇੱਕ ਦਿਨ ਢਲ ਜਾਣੀ, ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੀ ਰਾਤ ਵੇ<br />
ਮਿੱਟੀ ਦੀਆਂ ਮੂਰਤਾਂ ਦੀ , ਮਿੱਟੀ ਏ ਔਕਾਤ ਵੇ !!</blockquote>
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ਸ਼ੇਰਾਂ🦁 ਦੇ ਵਾਂਗੂ ਸਾਡੇ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਹੋਂਸਲੇ👍 ਬੁਲੰਦ ਆ<br />
ਮਸਤੀ ਚ ਰਹਿਣਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਆਪਣੀ👆 ਪਸੰਦ ਆ !!</blockquote>
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Jina marji #GhainT sTaTus Paa dawa #maJaL aA😜😜😜😜☺<br />
Tuhada #Jeeju cmNT kAr dwe #Like nAll hi #sArr DiNda Aa😝😝😝</blockquote>
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ਅਥਰੀ ਏ #ਟੋਰ ਨਾਲੇ ਪੂਰੀ ਏ #ਤਬਾਹੀ !!<br />
ਲੋਕੀ #Att ਕਰਾਉੰਦੇ ਆਪਾ ਧੰਨ ਧੰਨ ਕਰਾਈ</blockquote>
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Attitude Punjabi Status</h3>
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ਉਂਝ?#DeSi ਜਿਹੇ?ਸ਼ੋਕ ਪੂਰੇ?#Ghaint ਸੋਹਨੀਏ,<<br />
?ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਸਾਨੂੰ ⛏#ਪਿੰਡਾਂ_ਵਾਲੇ?j@tt ਸੋਹਣੀਏ..</blockquote>
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ਕਹਿੰਦੀ?? ਲੱਗਦਾ ਐ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਬੜਾ?? #ATT ਸੋਣਿਆ,,??<br />
ਉਤੋ ਮਹਿਕਮਾ? ਵੀ ਕੱਬਾ ਤੇਰਾ?? JATT?? ਸੋਣਿਆ...</blockquote>
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ਕਤੀੜਾ ਨਾਲ ਯਾਰਾਨੇ ਲਾ ਕੇ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਨੀ ਡੱਕੀ ਦੇ ਜੇ ਬੰਦਾ ਅੱਗੋ ਚੁੱਪ ਹੋਵੇ ਭੁਲੇਖੇ ਨੀ ਰੱਖੀ ਦੇ</blockquote>
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ਚਿਹਰੇ ਦੀ ਖਾਮੋਸ਼ੀ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਜਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਸਵਾਹ ਦੇ ਥੱਲੇ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਅੱਗ ਦਬੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ</blockquote>
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ਸਾਡੀਆਂ ਬੁਰਾਈਆਂ ਦਾ ਸ਼ੋਰ ਹਰ ਜਗਾ ਹੈ ਤੂੰ ਦੱਸ ਤੇਰੇ ਸੁਣਨ ਚ ਕੀ ਆਇਆ</blockquote>
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ਅਸੀ ਹੀ ਸਿਖਾਿੲਆ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਤੀਰ ਫੜਣਾ ਪੁੱਤ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨੇ ਉਤੇ ਰੱਖੀ ਫਿਰਦਾ</blockquote>
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ਹੱਸਣ ਖੇਡਣ ਆਏ ਆ ਜਿੰਦੇ ਕੋਈ ਮੁਕਾਬਲਾ ਕਰਨ ਥੋੜ੍ਹੀ</blockquote>
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ਅਸੀਂ ਬਦਲੇ ਨੀ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ ਬੱਸ ਸੁਧਾਰ ਕੀਤੇ ਨੇ , ਕੁੱਝ ਲੋਕ ਜੋੜੇ ਆ ਤੇ ਬੜੇ ਹੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਹਰ ਕੀਤੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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End ਤੇ ਆਕੇ ਜਿੱਤੀਏ ਬਾਜੀ ਹਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ , ਤਾਂਹੀ ਲੋਕੀ ਤਰਸਣ ਸਾਡੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਨੂੰ</blockquote>
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ਸ਼ੌਕੀਨੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਆ ਸਕੀਮਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਹੀਂ, ਰੋਹਬ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਚ ਰੱਖੀਦਾ ਡਰੀਮਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਹੀਂ</blockquote>
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ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਅਸੀਂ ਬੁਰੇ ਲਗਦੇ ਆ ਕਿਰਪਾ ਕਰਕੇ ਉਹ ਸਾਡੀ Range ਤੋਂ ਬਾਹਰ ਰਹਿਣ</blockquote>
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ਥੋੜੇ ਜੇ ਝੱਲੇ ਆ ਥੋੜੇ ਜੇ ਕੱਲੇ ਆ ਕਈਆਂ ਲਈ ਮਾੜੇ ਆ ਤੇ ਕਈਆਂ ਲਈ ਚੰਗੇ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਸੱਚ ਬੋਲਣਾ ਤਾਂ ਦੂਰ ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ੍ਹ ਤਾਂ ਲੋਕ ਸੱਚ ਸੁਣਨਾ ਵੀ ਪਸੰਦ ਨਹੀ ਕਰਦੇ....!!!</blockquote>
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"ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਜਿਉਣ ਦਾ ਐਸਾ ਅੰਦਾਜ ਰੱਖੋ, ਜੋ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਨਾ ਸਮਝੇ,ਓਹਨੂੰ ਨਜ਼ਰਅੰਦਾਜ ਰੱਖੋ।"✍</blockquote>
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ਦਿਲ ਉਥੇ ਹੀ ਦੇਈਏ, ਜਿੱਥੇ ਅਗਲਾ ਕਦਰ ਕਰਨੀ ਜਾਣੇ...<br />
ਮਤਲਬ ਨੂੰ ਜੀ ਜੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ</blockquote>
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ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਯਾਰ ਦਾ .. 4 ਦਿਨਾ ਦੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦਾ .. ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗ ਹੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ !</blockquote>
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ਜੋ ਔਕਾਤ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ….????….ਅੱਜ ਕੱਲ Jio ਸਿਮ ਲੈੰਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਸਾਡੀ ਮਾੜੀ ਮੋਟੀ ਗੱਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੁਸੀ ਚੱਕੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…ਰੀਸ ਵੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਈ ਕਰਦੇ ਓ ਤੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਮੱਚੀ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਓ…</blockquote>
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Munde 👬 ਤਾ Jatti 💁 ਦੀ Look 😍 ਤੇ ਬੜੇ ਮਰਦੇ ਨੇ, ਪਰ ਮੈਨੂੰ 💁 ਤੇਰੇ 👦 ਵਾਂਗ ਜਨੇ-ਖਨੇ 👤 ਨੂੰ ਦਿਲ ❤ ਚ ਰੱਖਣ ਦੀ ਆਦਤ ਨਈ.
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ਮਾਣ ਮੈਂ ਕਰਦਾ ਨੀ ਤੇ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕਰਨ ਨੀ ਦੇਣਾ , ਤੂੰ ਦੇਸੀ ਈ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਲੱਗਦੀ ਫੁਕਰੀ ਮੈਂ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਬਣਨ ਨੀ ਦੇਣਾ</blockquote>
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ਅਸੀ ਤਾ ਲੱਤਾ ਬਾਹਾ ਤੋਡ਼ਨ ਜੋਗੇ ਆ ਆਹ ਦਿਲ ਦੁਲ ਨੀ ਟੁੱਟਦੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋ</blockquote>
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ਜੇ ਤੂੰ 👉🏻 ਕੁੜੀ 💃🏻 ਏ #ਸ਼ੌਕੀਨ ਬਿੱਲੋਂ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ 🏘 ਦੀ ,<br />
ਮੁੰਡਾ #ਪਿੰਡ 🛤 ਦਾ ਰਕਾਨੇ ਮੈਂ ਵੀ #ATT 👌🏻 ਦਾ ....😍🤗🤗</blockquote>
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😎ਤੇਰੀ ਗੱਲ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ #att ਤੇ ਅਾ ਕੇ ਮੁੱਕ😶ਜਾਂਦੀ ਅਾ..<br />
👉ਤੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਤਾਂ 🌄ਸ਼ੁਰਵਾਤ ਹੀ #end ਤੋਂ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਅਾ😎....</blockquote>
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😒ਕਹਿੰਦੀ TuSi 🙍ਬਾਹਲੀ #Att ਕਰਾਂਦੇ ੳ ___<br />
☺ਮੈਂ KeHa ___ #👬VehLa ਬੰਦਾ ਹੋਰ ਕਰ ਵੀ ਕੀ ਸਕਦਾ_👌🏻</blockquote>
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👉🏻#ਕਮਲਿਆ ਤੇਰਾ ਤਾਂ #Gussa😡 ਵੀ ਐਨਾ #KaiNt ਆ👌🏻👈🏻😜😜<br />
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#Dil❤ ਕਰਦਾ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਸਾਰਾ #ਦਿਨ #DukHi ਕਰੀ ਜਾਵਾਂ😜👈🏻👌🏻😁😁........</blockquote>
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➡👑ਨੇਚਰਾਂ ਦੇ #kaint ਨਾਲੇ👀ਅੱਖ ਦੇ ਵੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਆਂ,<br />
#ਜਾਣਦਾ ਏ ਉਹ☝ਜਿਹਦੇ ਰੰਗਾ ਵਿੱਚ 🔰ਰੰਗੇ ਆਂ....</blockquote>
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ਚੁੱਪ🤐 ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਦਾਨ ਕੀਤਾ ਰੂਹ ਨੂੰ ਰਜ਼ਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ🤗 ਰੌਲਾ ਪਾ📣 ਅਹਿਸਾਨ ਕੀਤਾ ਫਿੱਟੇ ਮੂੰਹ 🤓😐ਕਹਾਉਂਦਾ ਏ..</blockquote>
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ਕਮਾਲ😅 ਕਰਦੇ ਆ ਉਹ ਲੋਕ ਜੋ ਸਾਥੋ ਸੜਦੇ ਆ, ਮਹਿਫ਼ਲਾਂ ਆਪਣਿਆਂ ਲਾਉਂਦੇ ਆ👈✌ ਤੇ ਚਰਚੇ ਫੇਰ ਸਾਡੇ ਈ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ..</blockquote>
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ਸਫ਼ਾਰਿਸ਼ਾਂ🙏ਦੀ ਜ਼ਰੂਰਤ ਹੋਰਾਂ ਲੋਕਾਂ 👫 ਨੂੰ ਪੈਂਦੀ ਆ ਸਾਡੀ ਤਾਂ ਅੜੀ✊ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ🙂</blockquote>
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😍ਥੋੜਾ ਬਹੁਤਾ _ਰੋਹਬ😎 ਤਾਂ ਜਰੂਰ ☝ _ਰੱਖੂਗੀ👑 ਵੇ _ਸਾਕ💁 ਪੰਦਰਾਂ _ਜੱਟੀ👸 ਨੇ ਮੋੜੇ😉</blockquote>
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kisMaT nal ਲੜਨ 😎 ਦਾ ਜਿਗਰਾ ਰੱਖਦੀ aw jaTti 🙅 ohnÁ chO nhi 😏 ਜਿਹੜੇ ਧੂੰਏ ਨੂੰ ਧੁੰਦ ਸਮਝ ਕੇ ਕੋਟੀਆਂ 😝ਪਾਈ fiRde aw 😂
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ਵੈਰੀਆਂ 😠 ਲਈ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ 😊 ਆਪਣਾ ✌ ਇਕੋ ਈ ਜਵਾਬ 😃 ਆ 😉 ਜੇ ਤੁਸੀ 👊 ਨੀ ਸਿੱਧੇ 😡 ਪੁੱਤ 😏 ਦਿਮਾਗ ਆਪਣਾ 💪 ਵੀ ਖਰਾਬ ਆ 😡👩
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ਜੇ ਤੇਰੇ ___ਯਾਰ 👬 ਤੇਰੀ #__ਸ਼ਾਨ 😎 ਨੇ ਤਾਂ.. ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਸਹੇਲੀਆਂ 👭 ਮੇਰੀ __ਜਾਨ 💕 ਨੇ..</blockquote>
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👱 ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਕਰੇ ਮੈਂਨੂੰ 👫 ਪਿਆਰ ਪਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਨੀ show ਵੇ 😘💏 ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦੇ 💖 ਮਾਮਲੇ 😍 ਚ ਕਾਤੋ ਏ slow ਵੇ👍</blockquote>
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ਕੁੜੀ 🙅 ਸੋਹਣਿਆ ਲੂਡੋ 🎲 ਦੀ Game ਵਰਗੀ , ਡੰਗ 🐍ਮਾਰਦੀ 99 🎯 ਤੇ ਜਾ ਕੇ..</blockquote>
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ਚੰਗੀ ਹਾਂ ਤਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਚੰਗੀ ਆ , ਬੁਰੀ ਆ ਤਾਂ ਫਿਰ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਬੁਰੀ ਆ ।।।</blockquote>
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ena #sOhNa nHi tu ....<br />
....JiNi #Att cHakhi ....ae<br />
...#tEre tu Vdh #SoHne di Taa maiN ...<br />
.....RecvEst #peNdIng rKhi aa ....</blockquote>
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I called it's our #Position in life<br />
you think #Attitude huh.......</blockquote>
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🤴🏻🚨#Kaaliyan_caran_da_naal #kafila_yaaran_da ....<br />
#Sadda #funky_ae_style_sanu_shonk ni #Thar’an da ....<br />
#Jatt ne taan kitta sadda #sheran da #shikar ae 😎<br />
#Bamb saare #yaar ae, #patake jehi naar ae<br />
#Town ch chadhai #jatt, shuru ton #star ae🍻</blockquote>
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Ghaint Punjabi Attitude Status</h3>
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O lekhan ⌚vicho patta maaru katt ke rakaane<br />
Pata lagna ni zindagi ch aai da🍻💔 #siraa #jatt #mood</blockquote>
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ਮੁਹੱਬਤ ਵਿੱਚੋ ਹਾਰੇ ਆ ਹੁਣ ਨਾਮ ਤਾਂ ਬਣਾਉਣਾ ਪਊ , ਕਿੰਨੀ ਸੀ ਕਾਬਲਿਅਤ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਅਹਿਸਾਸ ਤਾਂ ਕਰਾਉਣਾ ਪਊ ..</blockquote>
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Nature ਤੋਂ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਆ ਮੈਂ #Down_to_earth ਪਰ ਐਨੀ ਵੀ Down ਮੇਰੀ ਸੋਚ ਨੀ</blockquote>
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ਖੂੰਝਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ 👋 ਲਾਕੇ ਰੱਖਤਾ 🐅 ਜਿਹੜਾ ਮਾਰਦਾ ਸੀ ਛਾਲਾਂ ਪੁੱਠੀਆਂ</blockquote>
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ਕੁੱਝ ਪੰਨੇ ਕੀ ਫਟੇ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੀ ਕਿਤਾਬ ਦੇ,, ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਸਮਝਿਆਂ ਸਾਡਾ ਦੌਰ ਹੀ ਖਤਮ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ..!!😊</blockquote>
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ਅਸੀਂ ਜਮਾਨੇ ਵੱਲ ਕਦੇ ਖਿਆਲ ਨੀ ਕਰਦੇ,ਜਿੱਥੇ ਜਮੀਰ ਨਾ ਮੰਨੇ, ਉੱਥੇ ਸਲਾਮ ਨੀ ਕਰਦੇ..</blockquote>
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ਪੈਸੇ ਦਾ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਯਾਦਾ ਘਮੰਡ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਜਿਸਨੇ ਧੋਖੇ ਨਾਲ ਪੈਸਾ ਕਮਾਇਆ ਹੋਵੇ।</blockquote>
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ਦਿਲ ਤਾ ਬੜਾ ਕਰਦਾ ਕਿ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਾ .. ਪਰ ਤੇਰੀ ਆਕੜ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੁਕਦੀ….</blockquote>
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ਪੈਸੇ ਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀ..ਪਰ ਕੁੱਝ ਥਾਂਵਾ ਤੇ ੲਿਜਤ ੲਿੰਨੀ ਕਮਾੲੀ ਹੈ ਕੀ ੳੁੱਥੇ ਨਾਮ ਨਾਲ ਪੈਸੇ ਵਾਲੇ ਕੰਮ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਅਾ.</blockquote>
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ਪਹਿਲੇ ਛੋਟੇ ਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਦਿੱਲ ਸਾਫ ਤੇ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਮੈਲੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਸੀ ....ਹੁਨ ਵੱਡੇ ਕੀ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਤਾ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਸਾਫ ਤੇ ਦਿੱਲ ਮੈਲੇ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਨ<br />
ਸੋਚ ਸਮਝ ਕੇ ਹੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾਲ ਰੁੱਸਿਆ ਕਰੋ ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਅੱਜਕਲ ਮਨਾਉਣ ਦਾ ਰਿਵਾਜ ਖਤਮ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਇਕ ਨੀਯਤ ਸਾਫ ਰਾਖੀ ਆ ਦੂਜੀ ਮਾਲਕ ਤੇ ਆਸ ਰੱਖੀ ਆ ਪਹੁੰਚਣ ਨੂੰ ਟਾਇਮ ਲੱਗੂ ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਅਸੀਂ ਮੰਜਿਲ ਵੀ ਖਾਸ ਰੱਖੀ ਆ</blockquote>
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220+ Best Quotes About Punjabi Attitude Status</h3>
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ਜਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਜੁਬਾਨ ਨਾ ਦੇਈਏ ਜਾਂ ਫਿਰ ਜਵਾਬ ਨਾ ਦੇਈ</blockquote>
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ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਵਿਚ ਅਪਣਾਪਨ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਜਤਾਉਂਦਾ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਆਪਣਾ ਹੈ ਕੌਣ ਇਹ ਤਾਂ ਵਕ਼ਤ ਹੈ ਦਿਖਾਉਂਦਾ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਮਾਸੂਮ ਲੋਕ ਬੇਵਕੂਫ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਸਭ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਚੰਗਾ ਹੈ ਇਹ ਸੋਚਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਅਕਲਾਂ ਦੇ ਕੱਚੇ ਆਂ ਪਰ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਸੱਚੇ ਆਂ ਉਂਝ ਕਰੀਏ ਲੱਖ ਮਖੌਲ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਪਰ ਯਾਰੀਆਂ ਦੇ ਪੱਕੇ ਆਂ</blockquote>
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ਅੱਜ ਮਾੜਾ ਟਾਇਮ ਏ ਕੱਲ ਚੰਗਾ ਵੀ ਆਊਗਾ ਮੰਨਿਆ ਕੋਈ ਸਾਥ ਦੇਣ ਵਾਲਾ ਨਹੀਂ , ਪਰ ਰੱਬ ਕੋਈ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਰਾਸਤਾ ਜਰੂਰ ਦਿਖਾਊਗਾ</blockquote>
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ਭੇਜ ਕੌਈ ਵਿਚੌਲਾ👴 ਜੇ ਵਿਆਉਣਾ ਜੱਟੀ👸 ਨੂੰ ਰਫਲਾ ਦੀ ਛਾਵੇ ਨਹੀ ਅਉਣਾ ਨਾਰ ਨੇ👆👆👆</blockquote>
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ਕਿਹੜੀਆ ਤੂੰ ਨੱਡੀਆ 👩 ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਵੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਅਸਲੀ ਜੱਟੀ 👸 ਨਾਲ ਬਾਹ ਨੀ ਪਿਆ💨</blockquote>
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ਬੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਪੁੱਤ ਲੜਨਾ ਨਹੀ<br />
ਯਾਰ 👬 ਕਹਿੰਦੇ<br />
Pahwe 22 ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਹਾਂ ਤਾਂ ਕਰ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਚ ਤਾਂ ਕੀ<br />
ਸਾਲੇ 📔ਰਾਸ਼ਣ ਕਾਰਡ ਚ ਵੀ ਨਹੀ ਲੱਭਣੇ 🔫</blockquote>
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#suit ptyala sahi #Att lgda<br />
#att lgda ee paya #Mashkara 😉💖💕😘</blockquote>
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Athri Ae #Taur Nale<br />
Poori Ae #Tabaahi !!<br />
Loki #Att Ne Karonde<br />
Apa #Dhan_Dhan Karai ||</blockquote>
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ਤੈਨੂੰ ਜਦ ਵੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਲੋੜ ਪਵੇ ਬੇिਫਕਰ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਵਾिਪਸ ਆ ਜਾਂਵੀਂ<br />
ਅਸੀ ਸਾਰੀ िਜੰਦਗੀ ਯਾਦ ਰੱਖਾਂਗੇ ਜਦ ਮਰਜੀ ਗੇੜਾ ਲਾ ਜਾਂਵੀਂ</blockquote>
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___ਜੇ ਤੂੰ #Att ਦੀ #shaKeen ਪਿੱਛੇ ਲਾਈ ਫਿਰਦੀ ਮੰਡੀਰ :/<br />
____NaMe #TOP ਦੀਆ #kudiaN ਦੇ<br />
diL ਤੋੜਦਾ ... 😎 😘 😛😜</blockquote>
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😊ਓਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ 😕ਜਿਉਣ ਦਾ ਮਜ਼ਾ 😉ਹੀ ਕੀ<br />
ਜਦੋਂ ਤੱਕ 😉ਦੁਸ਼ਮਣ ਦੇ 💓ਸੀਨੇ ਵਿੱਚ 🔥ਅੱਗ ਨਾ ਬਲੇ😂😂😠😠</blockquote>
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#SiMpLe ਜਿਹਾ ਚੰਗਾ ਮੈਂ 👩‍🌾ਝੱਲੀਏ ਤੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਜੇ ਆਹ<br />
#Att ਜੀ ਕਰਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਤਾਂ 😉ਜਰਿਆ ਨੀ ਜਾਣਾ ਕਈਆਂ ਤੋਂ !!💪🏻</blockquote>
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#Ni ਤੂੰ ਚਾਰ ਕ frienda ਲੈ k ਫਿਰੇ ਮੇਲਦੀ,<br />
ਅਸੀ yarra naal ਲੁੱਟ ਦੇ ਆ bulley ਗੌਰੀਏ#<br />
#ATT YAar</blockquote>
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ਮੋਤ ਨਾਲ ਲੜਦੇ💪 ਆ ਹਿੱਕਾ ਤਾਨ ਖੜਦੇ ਆ #fukri<br />
👧ਜਿਹੀ ਦੇ ਵੱਲ ਤਾ ਅੱਖ ਵੀ ਨਈ ਚੱਕਦੇ ਆ...:;-:!!</blockquote>
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ਪਰਖ਼" ਕੇ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਉਂਝ ਵੇਖਣ ਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੇ ਈ ਚੰਗੇ" ਲੱਗਦੇ ਆ.</blockquote>
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ਸੱਜਣਾ ਛੱਡ ਦੇ ਪੇਚੇ ਪਾਉਣੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਸਾਡਾ ਜੋੜ ਨਹੀ , ਕਦੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀ ਸੀ ਹੁਣ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀ</blockquote>
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ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਆਕੜ ਨਾ ਸਮਝੀ ਇਹ ਤਾ ਅਣਖ ਤੇਰੇ ਯਾਰ ਦੀ, ਜਦੋ ਨਾਲ ਤੁਰੇਗੀ ਲੋਕੀ ਕਹਿਣਗੇ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਆ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਦੀ</blockquote>
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ਯਾਰੀ ਨਾਲੋ ਵੱਧ ਚੀਜ ਪਿਆਰੀ ਕੋਈ ਨਾਂ, ਤੇ ਫੂਕਰੇ ਬੰਦੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਕੋਈ ਨਾਂ</blockquote>
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ਤੇਰਾ ਮੇਰਾ ਮਿਲਦਾ ਨਾ ਰੂਟ ਵੇ, ਜੱਟੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਵੱਧ ਆ Cute ਵੇ</blockquote>
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This Jatti is Too "Ghaint" U Can't Afford</blockquote>
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ਚਿੱਟਾ ਕੁੜਤਾ ਪਜ਼ਾਮਾ, ਥੱਲੇ ਕਾਲੀ ਰੱਖੀ ਥਾਰ, ਯਾਰ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੱਤੇ ਪੰਗਾ ਲੈਣ ਨੂੰ ਤਿਆਰ</blockquote>
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ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਅਲਫ਼ਾਜ਼ ਹੀ ਕਾਫੀ ਨਹੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ, ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਸਮਝਾਉਣ ਲਈ..ਕਦੇ ਕਦੇ ਚਪੇੜਾਂ ਵੀ ਛੱਡਣੀਆਂ ਪੈਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ।</blockquote>
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ਕਰਦੀ ਏਂ ਮਾਨ ਨੀਂ ਤੂੰ ਨਿੱਕੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਮਕਾਨ ਦਾ, ਰੋਹਬ ਨਹੀਂਓ ਸਹਿੰਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਵੀ ਰਕਾਨ ਦਾ</blockquote>
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Jatti ਦੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਤੇ ਨੌਕਰੀ ਸਰਕਾਰੀ….ਕਿਸਮਤ ਨਾਲ ਮਿਲਦੀ ਅਾ</blockquote>
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ਯਾਰੀ ਇੱਕ ਨਾਲ …ਸਰਦਾਰੀ ਹਿੱਕ ਨਾਲ</blockquote>
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ਪੇਡੂ ਆ ਬੀਬਾ ਅਨਪੜ੍ਹ ਨਹੀ।</blockquote>
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ਬੀਬਾ ੲਿਹ ਹੀ ਹੈ ਸੱਚ ਕਿ ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲੋ ਜਿੰਨਾ ਬੱਚ ਸਕਦੀ ਹੈਂ ਬੱਚ</blockquote>
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ਨਾ ਮੈ ghaint.. ਨਾ ਮੈਂ Fashiona ਦੀ ਪੱਟੀ ਦੁਧ ਮਖਣ ਨਾਲ ਪਾਲੀ ਹੋਯੀ… ਮੈਂ ਆ ਆਪਣੇ ਮਾਪਿਆਂ ਦੀ sau ਜੱਟੀ</blockquote>
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" ਭਾਂਵੇ #ਜੱਗ ਸਾਰਾ #ਵੈਰੀ ਤੂੰ ਬਣਾਂ ਦਈਂ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕਾ •••• ਪਰ<br />
! Prawa 👬 ਵਿੱਚ #ਵੈਰ 🔫🔫 ਨਾਂ ਪਵਾ ਦੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕਾ ....!!</blockquote>
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?#ਯਾਰ ਨੇ ਤਾਂ ਕੀਤੀ?ਸ਼ੁਰੂਆਤ ਬੱਲੀਏ .......? ?<br />
ਲੋਕੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ mUnDa #aTT??ਹੋ ਗਿਆ. ***?</blockquote>
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#Umar b paave odo #katt hundi c<br />
#back_bencher di feeling v #att hundi c....❤❤</blockquote>
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ਜੇ ਬਹੁਤੇ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਜਰਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਤੇ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਦੁਆਵਾਂ ਮੰਗਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਵੀ ਬਥੇਰੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਵਕਤ ਵੀ ਬਦਲੇਗਾ, ਸਾਹਮਣਾ ਵੀ ਹੋਵੇਗਾ !ਬਸ ਜਿਗਰਾ ਰੱਖੀ ਅੱਖ ਮਿਲਾਉਣ ਦਾ</blockquote>
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ਐਸ਼ ਦੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਜਿਉਂਦੇ ਆ darling 💪 ਅਸੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ 👌ਖੌਫ ਨਹੀ ਰੱਖਦੇ...</blockquote>
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ਕੁੱਝ ਚੀਜਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਖਰੀਦਿਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾ ਸਕਦਾ , ਮੈਨੂੰ ਓਹੀ ਚੀਜਾਂ ਪਸੰਦ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਕੱਲਾ ਜ਼ਰੂਰ ਆਂ, ਕਮਜ਼ੋਰ ਨਹੀਂ, ਰਾਹ ਬਦਲੇ ਨੇ, ਤੋਰ ਨਹੀਂ.!!</blockquote>
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Attitude Status in Punjabi</h3>
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ਲੋਕਾ ਤੋ ਸੁਣੇਗਾ ਤਾ ਬੁਰਾ ਹੀ ਪਾਏਗਾ ਕਦੇ ਮਿਲ ਕੇ ਦੇਖੀ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਹੱਸਦਾ ਹੀ ਜਾਏਗਾ।</blockquote>
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ਵਕਤ ਜਦੋਂ ਫੈਸਲੇ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ। ਤਾਂ ਗਵਾਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ਪੈਂਦੀ।</blockquote>
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ਜਿੱਥੇ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਫੇਰ ਲਉਗੀ , ਉੱਥੇ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਅਸੀਂ ਮਿਲਾਂਗੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ</blockquote>
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ਅਜੇ ਚੁੱਪ ਆ ਸੱਭ ਤਿਆਰੀਆ ਹੋਣਗੀਆ, ਰਾਖ ਥੱਲੇ ਦੇਖੀ ਚਿੰਗਾਰੀਆ ਹੋਣਗੀਆ..</blockquote>
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ਸਮੁੰਦਰ ਵਰਗਾ ਰੁਤਬਾ ਰੱਖ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ... ਨਦੀਆਂ ਆਪ ਮਿਲਣ ਆਉਣਗੀਆਂ....</blockquote>
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ਮਾੜਾ ਟਾਇਮ ਆਊ ਆਪੇ ਖੈਰ ਕਰੂ ਦਾਤਾ..ਹਾਲੇ ਤੱਕ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਬੱਲੇ ਬੱਲੇ ਆ..</blockquote>
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ਸਾਡੀ ਚੂਪੀ ਨੂੰ ਬੇਵਸੀ ਨਾ ਸਮਜੀ ਅਸੀ,,ਬੋਲਣਾ ਵੀ ਜਾਣ ਦੇ ਆਂ ,,ਤੇ ਰੋਲਣਾਂ ਵੀ.।।
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ਐਂਵੇਂ ਆਕੜ ਨਾ ਕਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆ, ਇਹ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਬਥੇਰੀ ਆ..ਦਿਲ ਈ ਆ ਗਿਆ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੇ, ਉਂਝ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਤਾਂ Fan ਬਥੇਰੀ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਮੁੰਡਾ ਓਹ ਚਾਹਿਦਾ ਜਿਸਨੂੰ ਉਂਝ ਤਾਂ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਦੀ ਥੋੜ ਨਾ ਹੋਵੇ…ਪਰ ਮੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਹੋਰ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਹੋਵੇ</blockquote>
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ਜੱਟੀ ਹਾਂ ਹੁਣ ….ਆਕੜ ਤਾਂ ਹੋਊਗੀ</blockquote>
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ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ਖਾਰ ਖਾਣ ਨਾਲੋ ਖੁਰਾਕ ਖਾ ਲਿਆ ਕਰ ਬੱਲਿਆ ਸਿਹਤ ਬਣੂਗੀ</blockquote>
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Ghaint Punjabi Status or Attitude Shayari in Punjabi</h3>
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ਮਾੜੇ ਵਕ਼ਤ ਵਿਚ ਛੱਡਗੇ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਮੁਖ ਮੋੜ ਕੇ ਅਸੀ ਵੀ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦਲੇਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਦੂਰੋਂ ਹੱਥ ਜੋੜ ਤੇ</blockquote>
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ਹਰ ਗੱਲ ਸਾਝੀ ਕਰਨੀ ਪਰ ਸਹੀ ਵਕ਼ਤ ਦੀ ਉਡੀਕ ਹੈ ਹਾਲੇ ਤੇਰੀ ਮਹਿਫ਼ਿਲ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਸਾਡੀ ਚੁੱਪ ਹੀ ਠੀਕ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਚੌੜ ਜਿਹੀ ਮੈ ਐਵੇ ਕਰਦਾ ਨਹੀ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਗੱਲ ਤੋ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾਲ ਲੜਦਾ ਨਹੀ ਫੱਕਰਾਂ ਜਿਹਾ ਸੁਭਾਅ ਐ ਸਾਡਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਰੱਬ ਤੋ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੋਲੋ
ਡਰਦਾ ਨਹੀ</blockquote>
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ਗੇਮ ਤਾਂ ਕਦੇ ਫੋਨ ਚ ਨਹੀਂ ਰੱਖੀ ਦਿਮਾਗ ਚ ਕਿਥੋਂ ਆ ਜਾਉ</blockquote>
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ਮੈਨੂੰ ਟੂਟੇ ਹੋਏ ਨੂੰ ਜੋੜਨ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨੀ , ਕਿਉਕਿ ਮੈਂ ਹਥਿਆਰ ਹਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਖਿਡੌਣਾ ਨੀ</blockquote>
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ਅੱਜ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਹੈ ਕਲ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਆਏਗਾ , ਵਕਤ ਹੀ ਤਾਂ ਹੈ ਬਦਲ ਜਾਏਗਾ</blockquote>
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#ਸੋਚ Approach🖖 ਪੂਰੀ ਕੈਮ ਰੱਖੀ ਏ ,😘<br />
#ਜਿੰਨਾਂ ਚਿਰ Life🆗 ਗੱਲ ਖਰੀ ਕਰਦੇ !!</blockquote>
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ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਕਮਾਏ ਹੋਣੇ ਨੋਟ ਬੱਲੀਏ👈<br />
ਪਰ ਸਾਡੀ ਕਮਾਈ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਡੇ ਯਾਰ ਨੇਂ !!🙏</blockquote>
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ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਨ ਨੂੰ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ<br />
ਬੀਤੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਤੇ ਤਕਲੀਫ ਫੇਰ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਏ !!</blockquote>
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ਹਾਲੇ ਰਸਤੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਚਲਦੇ ਮੰਜਿਲ ਦਾ‌ ਮਿਲਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ‌ ਐ,<br />
ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ‌ਦਾ‌ ਕਿੱਸਾ ਕੁਝ ਕਿੱਸਿਆ ਨਾਲ ‌ਲਿਖਣਾ ਬਾਕੀ ਐ !!</blockquote>
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ਕਹਿੰਦੀ 👧🏼ਹੱਸ😄 ਹੱਸ😁 #PHOTO 🚶ਤੁਸੀ ਪਾਈ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਓ...<br />
ਸੈਟ 👧 🏼ਕੋਈ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਨਈ 👌💪#ATT ਜੀ ਕਰਾਈ ਜਾਦੇ ਓ...</blockquote>
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ਸਾਡੀ ਚੁੱਪ ਨੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਬੇਵੱਸੀ ਨਾ ਸਮਝੋ...😊😊 ਬੋਲਣਾ ਵੀ ਆਉਦਾ ਤੇ ਰੋਲਣਾ ਵੀ😉</blockquote>
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ਹਸਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਸੀ :- ਜੋ ਡੁੱਬਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ__ ਹਓਂਕਾ ਹੀ ਨਾਂ ਲੈ ਜਾਣ :- ਉੱਡਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ__</blockquote>
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ਤੇਰਾ ਟਾਇਮ ਚੰਗਾ ਜੋ ਅਸੀ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ , ਜੇ ਸਾਡਾ ਟਾਇਮ ਆ ਗਿਆ ਫਿਰ ਲੁਕ ਲੁਕ ਕੇ ਰੋਇਆ ਕਰੇਗੀ..</blockquote>
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ਤੇਰੀ ਆਕੜ ਨਹੀ ਮੁੱਕ ਦੀ ਤੇ ਮੇਰਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਮੁੱਕ ਦਾ ||</blockquote>
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ਜੱਟ ਦਾ ਏ Attitude ਭਾਰੀ ਕੁੜੀਏ, ਸੱਚੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਨਿੱਭਣੀ ਨਾ ਯਾਰੀ ਕੁੜੀਏ</blockquote>
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ਗਿਆ ਮਾੜਾ ਟਾਇਮ ਹੁਣ ਮੁੜਕੇ ਨੀ ਆਉਣ ਦਿੰਦੇ ਖੁਲੀਆਂ ਅੱਖਾ ਨਾ ਦੇਖੇ ਸੁਪਨੇ ਨੀ ਸੋਣ ਦਿੰਦੇ</blockquote>
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ਤੂੰ ਚੰਗੀ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਂ ਮਾੜੀ ਦਿਲ ਆਪਣੇ ਤੇ ਜਰ ਗਏ ਆਂ , ਸਾਹ ਹਜੇ ਤੱਕ ਚਲਦੇ ਨੇ ਪਰ ਤੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਤਾਂ ਮਰ ਗਏ ਆਂ ..</blockquote>
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ਠੁੱਕਰਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਨੇ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਸਾਡਾ ਵਕਤ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ,..... 😏 ਵਾਅਦਾ ਹੈ ਸਾਡਾ, ਅਜਿਹਾ ਵਕਤ ਲਿਆਵਾਂਗੇ, ਕਿ ਮਿਲਣਾ ਪਵੇਗਾ ਸਾਥੋਂ
ਵਕਤ ਲੈ ਕੇ.... 😎</blockquote>
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ਮੁੱਰਮਤ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਮਕਾਨ ਨਹੀਓ ਢਾਹੀਦਾ ਜਿਹਨੂੰ ਅਪਣਾਇਆ ਹੋਵੇ ਯਾਰਾ ਓਹਨੂੰ ਨਹੀਓ ਅਜ਼ਮਾਇਦਾ</blockquote>
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ਨੀਤਾਂ ਰੱਖੀਏ ਸਾਫ ਬਾਕੀ ਰੱਬ ਕਰੁ ਮਾਫ</blockquote>
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ਮਿਹਨਤ ਕੁਝ ਇਸ ਤਰ੍ਹਾਂ ਕਰੋ ਕਿ ਜੋ ਰੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਪਥੱਰ ਸਮਝ ਕੇ ਛੱਡ ਗਏ ਨੇ ਉਹ ਜਦ ਦੁਬਾਰਾ ਟੱਕਰਨ ਤਾਂ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਹੀਰੇ ਵਾਂਗ਼ ਚਮਕ ਰਹੇ ਹੋਵੋ
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ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ ਕਰੋ ਕਿ ਮਨ ਨੀਵਾਂ ਹੀ ਰਹੇ ਜੇ ਹੰਕਾਰ ਆ ਗਿਆ ਤੇ ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਦੂਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੋਗੇ</blockquote>
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ਉਹ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਉਹ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਹੀ ਕਰ ਸਕਦੇ ਨੇ , ਤੁਸੀਂ ਆਪਣਾ ਕੰਮ ਕਰੋ ਤੁਸੀ ਕੰਮਾਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਹੋ</blockquote>
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ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਦੂਜਾ ਮੌਕਾ ਦਿੰਦੀ ਹੈ ਜਿਸਨੂੰ ਕੱਲ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਲਈ ਚਾਹੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਕੌਡੀਆਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਹਾਂ ਪਰ ਆਪਣੀ ਮਾਂ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਅਸੀਂ ਹੀਰੇ ਹਾਂ</blockquote>
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ਮੇਰੇ ਲਈ ਉਹ ਕੰਮ ਬੜਾ ਖਾਸ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ ਜੋ ਮੇਰੀ ਪਿੱਠ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਬਕਵਾਸ ਕਰਦੇ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਵਕ਼ਤ ਦਿੱਸਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਪਰ ਦਿਖਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਕੁਝ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਕਦੇ ਕਦੇ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਧੋਖਾ ਦੇ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ ਕਦੇ ਧੋਖਾ ਈ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੇ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਏ</blockquote>
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ਕਹਿਣ ਵਾਲਿਆਂ ਦਾ ਕੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ ਕਮਾਲ ਤਾਂ ਸਹਿਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਕਰ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਸ਼ਰਾਰਤਾਂ ਕਰਿਆ ਕਰ ਸਾਜਿਸ਼ਾਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਅਸੀਂ ਸਿੱਧੇ ਹਾਂ ਸਿੱਧਰੇ ਨਹੀਂ</blockquote>
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ਹੁਣ ਨਾ ਖੌਲ੍ਹ ਮੇਰੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੀ ਪੁਰਾਣੀਆਂ ਕਿਤਾਬਾਂ ਨੂੰ ,,<br />
ਜੋ ਸੀ ਉਹ ਮੈ ਰਿਹਾ ਨਹੀ ਜੋ ਹਾਂ ਉਹ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀ !!</blockquote>
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ਦੱਸ ਕੀ ਲੈਣਾ ਓਹਨਾ ਤੋਂ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਵੇਖਕੇ ਸੜਦੇ🔥 ਨੇ.....<br />
ਯਾਰ 👬ਤਾਂ ਓਹਿਓ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਜਿਹੜੇ ਆਈ ਤੇ ਨਾਲ ਖੜਦੇ👬 ਨੇ !!</blockquote>
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#Attitude ਨਾਲ ਜ਼ਰੂਰ ਭਰੇ ਹੋਏ ਹਾਂ..ਪਰ ਜੋ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਸਮਝਦਾ ਹੈ ਉਸ ਤੌਂ #jaan ਵਾਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ !!</blockquote>
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ਸ਼ਰਾਫਤ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਉਨੀ ਹੀ ਰੱਖੋ..<br />
ਜਿੰਨੀ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ ਹਜ਼ਮ ਹੋਵੇ !!</blockquote>
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ਬਹੁਤੀਆਂ 👉🏻 ਗੱਲਾਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਨਾ ਤੂੰ ਕਿਧਰੇ ਵੇਖ ਲਵੀਂ ਅਜ਼ਮਾ ਕੇ..<br />
ਅਸੀਂ ਬੰਦਾ ਪਰਖ ਲਈਏ ਕੂੜੇ 👀 ਅੱਖਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ 😠 ਅੱਖਾਂ ਪਾ ਕੇ !!</blockquote>
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✍ਉਹ ਬੰਦਾ ਆਮ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੋ ਸਕਦਾ ਜਿਸਨੂੰ⛳<br />
🤢ਹਰਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਾਜਿਸ਼ਾ ਕੀਤੀਆਂ ਜਾਣ !!🚩</blockquote>
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ਗੱਲਾਂ👉ਖਰੀਆਂ✔ ਸੁਭਾਅ😊ਦੇ ਥੌੜੇ😠ਕੌੜੇ 👉ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ<br />
ਮਿੱਠੇ😍 ਬਣਕੇ✔ ਸੱਜਣ👫 ਨੀਉ ❌ਪੱਟਦੇ🙏 !!</blockquote>
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ਮਾਲਕ ਦੇ ਦਰ ਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਝੋਲੀ ਕਿਤੇ ਅੱਡੀਏ ਨਾਂ<br />
ਖਾਈਏ ਨਾਂ ਹੱਕ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਆਪਣਾ ਕਦੇ ਛੱਡੀਏ ਨਾਂ!!</blockquote>
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ਤੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਆ ਮੇਰਾ ਇਸੇ ਲਈ ਦੂਰ ਆ, ਜੇ ਜ਼ਿਦ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਨਾ ਤਾਂ ਹੁਣ ਤੱਕ ਬਾਹਾਂ ਚ ਹੋਣਾ ਸੀ..</blockquote>
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ਵਗਦੇ ਨੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਮਿੱਠੇ... ਸੋਹਣੀਆਂ ਛੱਲਾਂ ਨੇ_ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਦੇਰ ਦਮ ਹੈ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ ਉਨੀ ਦੇਰ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਖੁੱਦ ਸੇ ਬੀ ਖੁਲਕਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਮਿਲਤੇ ਹਮ... ਤੁਮ ਕਿਆ ਖ਼ਾਕ ਜਾਣਤੇ ਹੋਂ ਹਮੇ...👌</blockquote>
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ਕੁੜਤਾ ਪਜਾਮਾ ਚਿੱਟਾ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦਾ ਸਵੈਗ ਆ !! ਜੱਟ ਕਾਹਦਾ ਬੱਲੀਏ ਨਿਰੀ ਉਹ ਮਜੈਲ ਆ !!</blockquote>
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ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਜਿਉਣ ਦਾ ਸਵਾਦ ਲੈਨੇ ਆ 🤟🏻
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ਮੁਕਾਮ ਤੋ ਮੌਤ ਹੈ ਜਨਾਬ, ਜਰਾ ਠਾਠ ਸੇ ਚੱਲੇਗੇ</blockquote>
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ਕਿਸਮਤ ਨੂੰ ਚੈਲੰਜ ਕਰਦੇ ਆਂ ਨੀ ਜਦ ਪਾਸਾ ਪਲਟੂ ਵੇਖਾਂਗੇ...</blockquote>
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ੴ ੴ ਮਨ ਨੀਵਾਂ ਮੱਤ ਉੱਚੀ ੴ ੴ</blockquote>
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ਮੰਸ਼ਟੰਡੇਆ ਨਾਲ ਬਿਹਣੀ ਪਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਗਰੂਰ ਨੀ , ਤੇਰੀ ਜਿੱਥੇ Game ਪੈਣੀ ਦਿਨ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਦੂਰ ਨੀ</blockquote>
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ਸਭ ਦਾ ਹੀ ਕਰੀਦਾ ਏ ❤ਦਿਲੋ ਸੱਜਣਾ,ਕੋਈ ਵਰਤੇ ਜਾਂ ਪਰਖੇ ਓਹ ਗੱਲ ਵੱਖਰੀ☺</blockquote>
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ਛੋਟਾ ਬੰਦਾ ਵੱਡੇ ਮੌਕੇ ਤੇ ਕੰਮ ਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਅਤੇ ਵੱਡਾ ਬੰਦਾ, ਛੋਟੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਗੱਲ ਤੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਦਿਖਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ✍🏻"</blockquote>
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ਔਕਾਤ ਨਾਲੋ ਵੱਧ ਕਦੇ ਫੜ ਨਹਿਓ ਮਾਰੀ ਦੀ , ਫੋਕੇ ਲਾਰਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਨੀ ਚਾਰੀ ਦੀ 🙏</blockquote>
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ਤੈਨੂੰ ਸਾਡੀਆਂ ਰਮਝਾ ਕਿਥੋਂ ਸਮਝ ਆਉਣੀਆ ਦੋਸਤਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੱਦ ਤੋਂ ਵੱਡਾ ਤਾ ਅਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਰੱਖਦੇ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਖੂਨ ਚ ਉਬਾਲ ਅੱਜ ਬੀ ਖਾਨਦਾਨੀ ਆ , ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਸਾਡੇ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਦੀ ਨਹੀਂ Attitude ਦੀ ਦੀਵਾਨੀ ਹੈ</blockquote>
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ਮੇਰੀ ਲੱਤਾਂ ਖਿੱਚਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਸਾਲੇ ਇਹ ਭੁੱਲ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੀ ਉਂਗਲਾਂ ਉਸ ਰੱਬ ਨੇ ਫੜੀ ਹੋਈ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਸਾਡੀ ਟੋਹਰ ਲੋਕੀ ਰਹਿਣ ਮੱਚਦੇ , ਪਰ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਅਸੀਂ ਸਦਾ ਰਹੀਏ ਹੱਸਦੇ</blockquote>
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ਆਕੜ ਵਿੱਚ ਨਹੀਂ ਜੱਟੀ ਅਣਖ ਵਿੱਚ ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ਆ ਗੱਲ ਪਿੱਠ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਮੂੰਹ ਤੇ ਕਰਦੀ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਜਿਨਾ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਕੋਲ ਦਿਖਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਕੋਈ ਟੈਲੇੰਟ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਉਹ ਅਕਸਰ ਆਪਣੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਦਿਖਾ ਇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਚੰਗਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਟੈਮ ਆਉਣਾ ਰੱਬ ਦੇ ਹੱਥ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਪਰ ਇੱਕ ਗੱਲ ਪੱਕੀ ਆ ਰੋਹਬ ਇਹੀ ਰਹਿਣਾ</blockquote>
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ਔਕਾਤ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਆਪਣੀ ਵੀ ਪਤਾ ਤੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਦੂਸਰਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਔਕਾਤ ਦਿਖਾਉਣੀ ਜਾਣਦੇ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਸਾਡੇ ਜੀਣ ਦਾ ਤਰੀਕਾ ਥੋੜਾ ਅਲੱਗ ਹੈ,ਅਸੀਂ ਉਮੀਦ 'ਤੇ 'ਨਹੀਂ,ਜੀਦ'ਤੇ ਜਿਉਂਦੇ ਹਾਂ</blockquote>
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ਜਿਸਦੀ ਮਰਜੀ ਤੋ ਬਿਨਾ ਨੀ ਹਿੱਲਦਾ ਪੱਤਾ 🙂<br />
ਉਹ ਸਤਿਗੁਰੂ ਮੇਰਾ ਸਬ ਤੋ ਸੱਚਾ !!</blockquote>
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ਤੂੰ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਮਰਜ਼ੀ ਉਲਝਾ ਲੈ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀਏ,<br />
ਆਹ ਚੇਹਰੇ ਦਾ ਹਾਸਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਨੀ ਖੋਹ ਹੋਣਾ !!</blockquote>
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ਟੋਰ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਸਾਦਗੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਜੱਚਦੀ ਆ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਕਹਿਣ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ਪੈਦੀ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਵੈਸੇ ਹੀ ਬੜਾ ਮੱਚਦੀ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਦੁਖੀ ਨਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਕਰੋ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਦੀਆ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਕਿਉਕਿ ਕੁੱਝ ਲੋਕ ਪੈਦਾ ਹੀ ਬਕਵਾਸ ਕਰਨ ਲਈ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ</blockquote>
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ਜਮੀਨ ਤੇ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਅਸਮਾਨ ਨੂੰ ਛੂਹਣ ਦੀ ਫਿਤਰਤ ਆ ਮੇਰੀ ਪਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਗਿਰਾ ਕੇ ਉਪਰ ਉੱਠਣ ਦਾ ਸ਼ੋਂਕ ਨਹੀਂ</blockquote>
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ਬਾਦਸ਼ਾਹ ਤਾ ਸਿਰਫ ਵਕਤ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਲੋਕ ਤਾ ਸਿਰਫ ਗਰੂਰ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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ਲੋਕੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਦਾਲ ਨੀ ਗਲਦੀ ਮੈਂ ਪੱਥਰ ਗਾਲਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਨੇ ਕਦਰ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੀਤੀ ਰੱਬ ਦੀ ਬੁਲਿਆਂ ਹੱਥ ਮਲਦੇ ਦੇਖੇ ਨੇ
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Attitude ਹੋਣ ਨਾਲ ਕੁੱਝ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ Smile ਇਦਾ ਦੀ ਦਿਓ ਕਿ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਦਿੱਲ ਸੜ ਜਾਣ</blockquote><p> </p><blockquote>
ਜੋ ਨਾਲ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਕੁੱਝ ਸੁਆਰ ਨਾ ਸਕੇ ਖਿਲਾਫ ਹੋਕੇ ਕੀ ਵਿਗਾੜ ਲੈਣਗੇ
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ਕਈਆ ਦੇ ਦਿੱਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਆ ਕਈਆਂ ਦੀ ਤਾ ਸਮਝ ਤੋਂ ਵੀ ਬਾਹਰ ਆ<br />
ਸੋਚ ਸਮਝ ਕੇ ਕਰਿਆ ਕਰੋ ਬੁਰਾਈ ਸਾਡੀ ਜਿਸ ਨੂੰ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਮਿਲਦੇ ਊ ਉਹ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਆਕੇ ਮਿਲਦੇ ਨੇ</blockquote>
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<br>ਸੁਣਿਆ ਦੁੱਖਾਂ ਦੇ ਤਾਂ ਏਨੇ ਨੱਖਰੇ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਖੁਸ਼ੀਆਂ ਹੀ ਅਕਸਰ ਰੁਸਿਆ ਕਰਦੀਆਂ ਨੇ
ਸੁਣਿਆ ਦੁੱਖਾਂ ਦੇ ਤਾਂ ਏਨੇ ਨੱਖਰੇ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ">Copy Status</button>
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<a href="#" data-text="🕊ਫਿਰ ਚੀਨੇਆਂ ਦਾ ਰਹਿ ਗਿਆ ਕੀ ਰੁਤਬਾ,,
ਜੇ ਗੋਲੇ ਬਾਜੀਆਂ ਜਿਤਾਉਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਏ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਜਿੰਨਾ ਦੇ ਸੈਲਫੀ ਲੈਂਦੇਆ ਦੇ ਹੱਥ ਕੰਬਦੇ..
<br>ਉਹ ਸਾਲੇ ਹੁਣ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੇ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨਾ ਲਉਣਗੇ..</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਜਿੰਨਾ ਦੇ ਸੈਲਫੀ ਲੈਂਦੇਆ ਦੇ ਹੱਥ ਕੰਬਦੇ..
ਉਹ ਸਾਲੇ ਹੁਣ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੇ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨਾ ਲਉਣਗੇ..">Copy Status</button>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਜਿੰਨਾ ਦੇ ਸੈਲਫੀ ਲੈਂਦੇਆ ਦੇ ਹੱਥ ਕੰਬਦੇ..
ਉਹ ਸਾਲੇ ਹੁਣ ਸਾਡੇ ਤੇ ਨਿਸ਼ਾਨਾ ਲਉਣਗੇ.." data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਮੁੰਡਾ 👌ਓੁਗਲੀ👆 ਚ, ਛੱਲੇਂ ਜ਼ਿਹਾ ਸ਼ੋਹਣੀੲੇ..
<br>
<br>ਚੁੰਮੇਗੀ 😘 ਦਿਨ ਚ, ਵਾਰ_ਵਾਰ ਨੀ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਮੁੰਡਾ 👌ਓੁਗਲੀ👆 ਚ, ਛੱਲੇਂ ਜ਼ਿਹਾ ਸ਼ੋਹਣੀੲੇ..
ਚੁੰਮੇਗੀ 😘 ਦਿਨ ਚ, ਵਾਰ_ਵਾਰ ਨੀ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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$this.toggleClass('SeeMore');
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<a href="#" data-text="ਮੁੰਡਾ 👌ਓੁਗਲੀ👆 ਚ, ਛੱਲੇਂ ਜ਼ਿਹਾ ਸ਼ੋਹਣੀੲੇ..
ਚੁੰਮੇਗੀ 😘 ਦਿਨ ਚ, ਵਾਰ_ਵਾਰ ਨੀ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਖੁਦ ਨਾਗ 🐍 ਛੇੜਕੇ ਆਖਣ ਸਾਡੇ ਲੜਿਆ ਕਿਉਂ
<br>ਇਹ ਨੀ ਸੋਚਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਪੂਛ ' ਤੇ ਧਰਿਆ ਕਿਉਂ...</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਖੁਦ ਨਾਗ 🐍 ਛੇੜਕੇ ਆਖਣ ਸਾਡੇ ਲੜਿਆ ਕਿਉਂ
ਇਹ ਨੀ ਸੋਚਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਪੂਛ ਤੇ ਧਰਿਆ ਕਿਉਂ...">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਖੁਦ ਨਾਗ 🐍 ਛੇੜਕੇ ਆਖਣ ਸਾਡੇ ਲੜਿਆ ਕਿਉਂ
ਇਹ ਨੀ ਸੋਚਦੇ ਪੈਰ ਪੂਛ ਤੇ ਧਰਿਆ ਕਿਉਂ..." data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਨਸਲਾ ਤੋ ਪਛਾਣੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਘੋੜੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ
<br>ਬੰਦੇ👨 ਨੇ ਪਛਾਣੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਗੱਲ ਬਾਤ ਤੋ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਨਸਲਾ ਤੋ ਪਛਾਣੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਘੋੜੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ
ਬੰਦੇ👨 ਨੇ ਪਛਾਣੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਗੱਲ ਬਾਤ ਤੋ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
$('.mc_whatsapp_bt').click(function(){
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<a href="#" data-text="ਨਸਲਾ ਤੋ ਪਛਾਣੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਘੋੜੇ ਮਿੱਤਰਾ
ਬੰਦੇ👨 ਨੇ ਪਛਾਣੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਗੱਲ ਬਾਤ ਤੋ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>#Nal rehnde ਯਾਰ jehde ਗਾਡਰਾ jhe,
<br>Ohi security ne Z ਬਣਦੇ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="#Nal rehnde ਯਾਰ jehde ਗਾਡਰਾ jhe,
Ohi security ne Z ਬਣਦੇ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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$this.toggleClass('SeeMore');
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$this.text('Copy text');
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<a href="#" data-text="#Nal rehnde ਯਾਰ jehde ਗਾਡਰਾ jhe,
Ohi security ne Z ਬਣਦੇ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਹੱਸਣਾ🙂 ਸਿੱਖਿਆ
<br>ਮੱਚਣ ਨੂੰ ਦੁਨਿਆ 🌍ਬੈਠੀ ਆ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਹੱਸਣਾ🙂 ਸਿੱਖਿਆ
ਮੱਚਣ ਨੂੰ ਦੁਨਿਆ 🌍ਬੈਠੀ ਆ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਹੱਸਣਾ🙂 ਸਿੱਖਿਆ
ਮੱਚਣ ਨੂੰ ਦੁਨਿਆ 🌍ਬੈਠੀ ਆ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>#ਖਾਮੋਸ਼ੀ ਐਨੀ ਛਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ
<br> #ਮੌਤ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੋਂ ਘਬਰਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="#ਖਾਮੋਸ਼ੀ ਐਨੀ ਛਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ
#ਮੌਤ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੋਂ ਘਬਰਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="#ਖਾਮੋਸ਼ੀ ਐਨੀ ਛਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ
#ਮੌਤ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤੋਂ ਘਬਰਾਈ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਰੁਤਬੇ ਜਾਗੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ, ਜ਼ਮੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ।</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਰੁਤਬੇ ਜਾਗੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ, ਜ਼ਮੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ।">Copy Status</button>
<script>
$('.mc_whatsapp_bt').click(function(){
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$this.toggleClass('SeeMore');
if($this.hasClass('.mc_whatsapp_bt')){
$this.text('Copy text');
} else {
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<a href="#" data-text="ਰੁਤਬੇ ਜਾਗੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਨਹੀਂ, ਜ਼ਮੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ।" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਖੂਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀੜਾ 🐜 ਯਾਰੀਆ ਨਿਭਾਉਣ ਦਾ,
<br>ਅੰਤ ਮੜੀਆਂ ⛩🌋 ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਇਹ ਜਾਹ ਕੇ ਸੜਨਾ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਖੂਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀੜਾ 🐜 ਯਾਰੀਆ ਨਿਭਾਉਣ ਦਾ,
ਅੰਤ ਮੜੀਆਂ ⛩🌋 ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਇਹ ਜਾਹ ਕੇ ਸੜਨਾ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਖੂਨ ਵਿੱਚ ਕੀੜਾ 🐜 ਯਾਰੀਆ ਨਿਭਾਉਣ ਦਾ,
ਅੰਤ ਮੜੀਆਂ ⛩🌋 ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਇਹ ਜਾਹ ਕੇ ਸੜਨਾ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਜੋ ਨਾਲ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਖੁਸ਼ ਨਾ ਹੋਣ
<br>ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਅਜ਼ਾਦ ਕਰ ਦੇਣਾ ਚੰਗੀ ਗੱਲ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ </h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਜੋ ਨਾਲ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਖੁਸ਼ ਨਾ ਹੋਣ
ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਅਜ਼ਾਦ ਕਰ ਦੇਣਾ ਚੰਗੀ ਗੱਲ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਜੋ ਨਾਲ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਖੁਸ਼ ਨਾ ਹੋਣ
ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਅਜ਼ਾਦ ਕਰ ਦੇਣਾ ਚੰਗੀ ਗੱਲ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ " data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਅੱਖ ਚ ਮੱਛਰ ਪੈ ਜੇ ਤਾਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਕੱਡਣਾ ਅੌਖਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਦਾ
<br>ਤੂੰ ਤਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਸਾਡੇ❤ਚ ਵੱਸਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਏ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਅੱਖ ਚ ਮੱਛਰ ਪੈ ਜੇ ਤਾਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਕੱਡਣਾ ਅੌਖਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਦਾ
ਤੂੰ ਤਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਸਾਡੇ❤ਚ ਵੱਸਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਏ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਅੱਖ ਚ ਮੱਛਰ ਪੈ ਜੇ ਤਾਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਕੱਡਣਾ ਅੌਖਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਦਾ
ਤੂੰ ਤਾ ਸੱਜਣਾ ਸਾਡੇ❤ਚ ਵੱਸਿਆ ਹੋਇਆ ਏ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਜੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਪਛਾਣ ਬਣਾਉਣੀ ਤੇ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਘਸਾ ਕੇ ਬਣਾਓ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਚੱਟ ਕੇ ਨਹੀ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਜੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਪਛਾਣ ਬਣਾਉਣੀ ਤੇ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਘਸਾ ਕੇ ਬਣਾਓ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਚੱਟ ਕੇ ਨਹੀ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਜੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਪਛਾਣ ਬਣਾਉਣੀ ਤੇ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਘਸਾ ਕੇ ਬਣਾਓ ਜੁੱਤੀ ਚੱਟ ਕੇ ਨਹੀ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਵਿੱਕਣਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਦਸਦੀ ਮੁੱਲ ਖੁੱਲ ਕੇ ਲਾ ਦਾ ਗੇ
<br>3,5 ਨਾ ਕਰੀ ਕਤੀੜੇ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਸਟੋਰੀ ਪਾ ਦਾ ਗੇ</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਵਿੱਕਣਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਦਸਦੀ ਮੁੱਲ ਖੁੱਲ ਕੇ ਲਾ ਦਾ ਗੇ
3,5 ਨਾ ਕਰੀ ਕਤੀੜੇ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਸਟੋਰੀ ਪਾ ਦਾ ਗੇ">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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<a href="#" data-text="ਵਿੱਕਣਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਦਸਦੀ ਮੁੱਲ ਖੁੱਲ ਕੇ ਲਾ ਦਾ ਗੇ
3,5 ਨਾ ਕਰੀ ਕਤੀੜੇ ਕੁੱਟ ਕੇ ਸਟੋਰੀ ਪਾ ਦਾ ਗੇ" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
</div></p><div class="responsive"><div class="gallery"></div><h3>ਰੱਖ ਲੲੀ ਮੈਂ ਦਾੜੀ ਹੁਣ ਮੁੱਛ ਵੀ ਵਧਾੳੁਣੀ ਆ __
<br>ਦਿਨ ਬਸ ਚੰਗੇ ਆਉਣ ਦੇ ਅੱਤ ਪੂਰੀ ਕਰਵਾੳੁਣੀ ਆ ___</h3><p style="text-align:center;"><button class="mc_whatsapp_bt" data-clipboard-text="ਰੱਖ ਲੲੀ ਮੈਂ ਦਾੜੀ ਹੁਣ ਮੁੱਛ ਵੀ ਵਧਾੳੁਣੀ ਆ __
ਦਿਨ ਬਸ ਚੰਗੇ ਆਉਣ ਦੇ ਅੱਤ ਪੂਰੀ ਕਰਵਾੳੁਣੀ ਆ ___">Copy Status</button>
<script>
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ਦਿਨ ਬਸ ਚੰਗੇ ਆਉਣ ਦੇ ਅੱਤ ਪੂਰੀ ਕਰਵਾੳੁਣੀ ਆ ___" data-link="www.Status.desi" <ul class="mc_whatsapp_btn"> Share On Whatsapp</a></ul>
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jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-74461470836409006992024-02-19T02:45:00.000-08:002024-02-19T02:45:57.362-08:00Boys Girls Jokes | New Funniest Hindi Jokes <p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">ज्ञान की बात...</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">लड़के की शादी के लिए जिस लड़की को</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">देखने पूरा खानदान जाता है...</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">बाद में वही लड़की अकेले ही</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">पूरे खानदान को देख लेती है...!</span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">पति - इस महीने में तुम्हें और एक पैसा भी नहीं दूंगा..!</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">पत्नी - आप बस मुझे 500 रुपये उधार दे दीजिए...</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">मैं आपकी सैलरी मिलने पर आपको वापस कर दूंगी...!</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">पति सोच-सोचकर बेहोश</span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">मास्टर जी - भारत की सबसे खतरनाक</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">नदी कौन सी है...?</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">राजू - भावना...!</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">मास्टर (चौंक कर) - वो कैसे...?</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">राजू - क्योंकि, सब इसमें बह जाते हैं...!</span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">कसम से... हार्ट अटैक</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">जैसी हालत होती है...</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">जब कोई कहता है -</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">तेरे बारे में एक बात</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">पता चली है...!</span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">लड़की - मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे सब दुख बांट लूंगी...!</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">लड़का - पर मैं दुखी कहां हूं...?</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">लड़की - मैं शादी के बाद की बात कर रही हूं...!</span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">लड़की - प्रेम से बड़ा इस दुनिया में</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">और क्या है...?</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #221f1f; font-family: NotoSansDevanagariUI-Medium, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 19px; text-align: justify;">लड़का - प्रेम का बड़ा भाई...!</span></p>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-25419897955126714682024-02-19T02:41:00.000-08:002024-02-19T02:41:48.238-08:00Punjabi Top 10 Jokes Pictorial Pictures | Punjabi Chutkule ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਚੁਟਕਲੇ<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1CQYzAohJNhD6KZix7m5o6QggO9bGx2jMW8KM0Eum-3hyBbPPmlaDUX42A0uiporo2AXAcWusYb2B3fWzcUOJzeHCQHlE2YWNlfauufeLJb5OvVmlh8sr0c2KiGub9zeOsPu6kJAQvsxVLwzfE6KGJ-evuUXHcAiMrbT3UmpdlEZ1Pe7a5IWQZww-eiw/s600/e491024394dce88d3ef2ab351fd6df54.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="480" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1CQYzAohJNhD6KZix7m5o6QggO9bGx2jMW8KM0Eum-3hyBbPPmlaDUX42A0uiporo2AXAcWusYb2B3fWzcUOJzeHCQHlE2YWNlfauufeLJb5OvVmlh8sr0c2KiGub9zeOsPu6kJAQvsxVLwzfE6KGJ-evuUXHcAiMrbT3UmpdlEZ1Pe7a5IWQZww-eiw/s320/e491024394dce88d3ef2ab351fd6df54.jpg" width="256" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Wife:</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">India jao to saarhee bhejna,</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Dubai jao to jewelry,</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">France jao to perfume!!</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Husband ne jal ke kaha,</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Wife:</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">APNI VIDEO</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai? </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pati:-main jeevan main aaj jo kuch bhi bana hoon,apne aap bana hoon. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Patni:-lo, main aaj tak bekar hi bhagwaan ko kosti rahi.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge? </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge? </p><p style="text-align: justify;">pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;">patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon! </p><p style="text-align: justify;">pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” </p><p style="text-align: justify;">pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>kya larki thi... </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Wah! kya larki thi. </p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi? </p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Shohar: Tumko kese pata: </p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main </p><p style="text-align: justify;">tha.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Pyar b ajab shay he </p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz </p><p style="text-align: justify;">& </p><p style="text-align: justify;">Wife se payar hota hai to </p><p style="text-align: justify;">sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H hain</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Santa: Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si,</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Banta: Kehri Film Si…?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Santa: Mere Viah Di Movie.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.</p><p style="text-align: justify;">Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.</p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-45860848600761281342024-02-19T02:36:00.000-08:002024-02-19T02:36:14.199-08:00Funniest Amli punjabi Jokes <p> <span style="background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space-collapse: preserve;">1 Vaar Amli Apne Sahure Ghar Milan Janda</span></p><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Te Jandeyaa Saar Zameen Te Baith Janda...</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">... Ohdi SAS Boldi Aa : Ve Putt, Zameen Te</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Kyun Baitha...?? Sofa Te Baith...</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Amli: Maata...! Sofe Te Taan Gareeb Lok</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Baith De Hunde Aa</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Saade Warge Takde Lok Taan Zameen Te</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Baith De Hunde Aa..</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">SASS: Ve Ohh Kive....</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">.</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Amli - Dekh Maata Sofa Haiga 25,000 Da...,</div><div dir="auto" style="animation-name: none !important; background-color: white; color: #050505; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; transition-property: none !important; white-space-collapse: preserve;">Te Zameen 2 Lakh Nu Marla haigi..</div>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-29959766574240594212024-02-19T02:34:00.000-08:002024-02-19T02:34:36.769-08:00Santa Banta English Jokes | Santa Banta Awesome Funny Jokes <p> <b style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px;">1)</b><span style="background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px;">Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta, ‘what is in the bag?’</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘Murgiyan – Chickens,’ came the reply.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ asked Banta</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘You can have both of them.’</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘OK,’ said Banta, ‘five.’</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;"><b style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px;">2)</b> Banta said to Santa, ‘I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being.’</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘In what way?’ asked Santa.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">‘Whenever it makes a mistake,’ replied Banta, ‘it blames other computers.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;"><b style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px;">3)</b> Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">Banta: Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">Santa: You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;"><b style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px;">4)</b> Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Less than a minute later, the report came on his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘Delivered’.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;"><b style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px;">5)</b> How can Santa kill a lion?</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;">Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); background-color: white; color: #424242; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; line-height: 32px; list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 8px 0px;"><b style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); list-style-type: none; margin: 0px; outline: none; overflow-wrap: break-word; padding: 0px;">6)</b> Banta went to a cheap restaurant to have dinner. He ran into his friend Ram Lai who was working there as a waiter. ‘Ram Lai, aren’t you ashamed of working in this third-class restaurant?’ Santa asked.</p>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-85405662916443312272024-02-19T02:33:00.000-08:002024-02-19T02:33:19.253-08:00Santa Banta New Awesome Jokes Punjabi Hindi English Chutkule<p> <span style="background-color: white; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; text-align: center;">Banta-Tenu aini maar kyon pyi..?</span></p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa- kal baraat vich boli galat pegi c..?<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />Banta : kiddan…?</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa : “baari brsi khatan gaya c<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />khat ke leandi taar, bhngra ta sajda,<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />je nache kuri da yaar!</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Banta-fir ta maar paini hi c.<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />Santa-mainu ta sirf maar hi payi<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />jehra nachiya c audda parso bhog hai!</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;"><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤣" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f923.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😜" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f61c.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😁" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f601.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😆" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f606.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😂" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f602.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😉" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f609.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🙄" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f644.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /></p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa: Saadi teacher kehndi hai k<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />MAJJ da taza dudh peen<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />naal dimag wadhda hai.</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Banta: Oye je aho jehi gall hundi ta apna<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />katta ajj IAS lageya Hunda!</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;"><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤣" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f923.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😜" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f61c.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😁" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f601.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😆" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f606.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😂" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f602.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😉" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f609.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🙄" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f644.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /></p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa: Teri wife di maut da bada afsos hai,<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />vaise hoya ki si?<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />Banta: Goli lagi si mathe vich.</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa: Waheguru da shukar kar<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />ke akh bach gayi.</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;"><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤣" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f923.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😜" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f61c.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😁" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f601.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😆" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f606.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😂" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f602.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😉" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f609.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🙄" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f644.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /></p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa: Mujhse panga na le,<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />main sher da puttar haan!!<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />Banta: Yaar Santa, ik gal dass,<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />sher tere ghar aaya see<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />ki aunty jungle gayi see?</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;"><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤣" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f923.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😜" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f61c.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😁" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f601.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😆" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f606.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😂" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f602.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="😉" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f609.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🙄" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f644.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /><img alt="🤪" class="emoji" draggable="false" role="img" src="https://s0.wp.com/wp-content/mu-plugins/wpcom-smileys/twemoji/2/svg/1f92a.svg" style="background: none !important; border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; box-sizing: inherit; display: inline !important; height: 1em !important; margin: 0px 0.07em !important; max-width: 100%; padding: 0px !important; vertical-align: -0.1em !important; width: 1em !important;" /></p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Santa: Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />Bhul Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Sige.</p><p class="has-text-align-center" style="background-color: white; box-sizing: inherit; color: #888888; font-family: Lato, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 1.7; margin-bottom: 1.5em; text-align: center; text-rendering: optimizelegibility;">Banta: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai,<br style="box-sizing: inherit;" />Le 10 Rupaiye, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.</p>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7625862155015126071.post-68200996667270785662024-02-19T02:32:00.000-08:002024-02-19T02:32:14.576-08:00Santa Banta Punjabi Jokes hindi jokes, punjabi jokes, funny jokes, santa banta jokes <p>Santa class me haans raha tha,</p><p>Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?</p><p>Santa : Tum kaun ho?</p><p>Ladka : Mein monitor hu</p><p>Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!👦</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcQC5me98GwNKhqJLIPpgP80xONVO1xbsZMji8AsYbC_bi0v602WbkovmmixKMLe56N7Ssg2cggZ1bXiZsYXH0B0rTQzvQOFVfzNzv11VYq1G78K24SXNoX4jCIBEngINAe84sFWbEbbwECvUXUBgKSB2sLoUMd4nTH4D9EJ0X7c9A1YA1Dj466ZHHMt0/s618/1d8dc0a95b94ce585f20f722113b9882.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="797" data-original-width="564" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_uI2oXO-LdnqOOPa5ceP66qG-x5kdrhQhiHvAYI726gGEprGpMGXUrf-B36O2AA0ept7T8U5GtqTCH_eO9RqukppyHvXj09ClBuOcEBW6MEKaf-rwdwaFUD9AfdkbBpdkGsseeOe5GhtNJkXrVHEjgkOVgu6AugMGlHUt-9Ds97xXVnz34hGmzqpcG4Y/s320/c0795fa103580536dbf286f5c8825c19.jpg" width="226" /></a></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.</p><p>Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.</p><p><br /></p><p>Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjRLC0GiDjVcqO5p1tZbsDmhMpuvMwLbToGC2P8E5pqtqXnQ6JwA_DqhHSwj2WfFJrDSG5S4Ujz2lFo7vwq_X7j3dukxGN_PVY1_U8MHolKcRIQY_g3ROkjV0aKJiX7DIEmpVdhdLCqMOyj6hEnN4b5Iq4T38vvXUnrULpobnR3jydA5O86RDePfympTU/s846/d47327d614369f749712ac051c4ea1f5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="846" data-original-width="564" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjRLC0GiDjVcqO5p1tZbsDmhMpuvMwLbToGC2P8E5pqtqXnQ6JwA_DqhHSwj2WfFJrDSG5S4Ujz2lFo7vwq_X7j3dukxGN_PVY1_U8MHolKcRIQY_g3ROkjV0aKJiX7DIEmpVdhdLCqMOyj6hEnN4b5Iq4T38vvXUnrULpobnR3jydA5O86RDePfympTU/s320/d47327d614369f749712ac051c4ea1f5.jpg" width="213" /></a></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Jo dete hai ladki ko tohfe,</p><p>Wo late hai unki shaadi me sofe,</p><p><br /></p><p>Jo jate hai unke piche,</p><p>Wo aate hai caro ke neeche,</p><p><br /></p><p>Jo kehte hai JAANU,</p><p>Wahi bante hai baacho ke MAMU!!!</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNsSgLfO2F6Y0PopBbaUkKKkE6SbRe5C8HiFZ8RHjJh3OQ48INhw8h0VyMUUaHm8uHlS0ylr0d7-qGyz-RyIJH2hmByrGciT61M3ZlF0i9BJhExc8OpBhWH3ZQ_imdkCD0SXAuoAOfrB9FrgsbV26x1EcEtU7JexgqQSavf2PvsxHwCccBelU-XuQYrlg/s657/a1b05c52e38f6dc03857b0817b7c3aa8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="657" data-original-width="564" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNsSgLfO2F6Y0PopBbaUkKKkE6SbRe5C8HiFZ8RHjJh3OQ48INhw8h0VyMUUaHm8uHlS0ylr0d7-qGyz-RyIJH2hmByrGciT61M3ZlF0i9BJhExc8OpBhWH3ZQ_imdkCD0SXAuoAOfrB9FrgsbV26x1EcEtU7JexgqQSavf2PvsxHwCccBelU-XuQYrlg/s320/a1b05c52e38f6dc03857b0817b7c3aa8.jpg" width="275" /></a></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.</p><p>Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,</p><p>aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha</p><p>Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?</p><p>Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.</p><p>Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Makan Malik : Rs 700 kiraya hoga.</p><p>Kirayedar : Thik hai. Lekin aapke makan me chuhey nach rahe hai.</p><p>Malik : To saale 700 me kya Sheela nachegi?</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>THIS IS A CLASSIC ::</p><p><br /></p><p>Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya</p><p>aur apni WALL pe likha :</p><p><br /></p><p>“Yaha thukna mana hai” </p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Ek khargosh roj lohaar ki dukan pe jata aur kehta : GAAJAR hai?</p><p>Lohar inkar kar deta.</p><p><br /></p><p>Ek din Lohaar ko gussa aaya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye.</p><p><br /></p><p>fir..</p><p><br /></p><p>fir kya…</p><p><br /></p><p>Agle din Khargosh aaya aur bola…</p><p><br /></p><p>GAAJAR KA JUICE HAI KYA???</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>12 Boys planed to propose a girl</p><p><br /></p><p>10 came with a rose..</p><p>But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence</p><p><br /></p><p>But what about the other 1?</p><p>Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Santa – Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di?</p><p>Banta – Yaar ye mobile bhi na!</p><p>Santa – Kya hua?</p><p>Banta – Tune “IDEA” ka ad nahi dekha</p><p>“WALK when u TALK”</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?</p><p>Mom : Nahi to beta!</p><p>Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?</p><p>Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,</p><p>ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha</p><p>Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.</p><p>Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,</p><p>biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me</p><p>paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.</p><p>Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha</p><p>aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!</p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.</p><p>Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?</p><p>Jatt : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the</p><p>Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha</p><p>Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho</p><p>Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span>Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?</p><p>Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!</p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?</p><p>Laaloo: No!</p><p><br /></p><p>Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.</p><p>Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?</p><p><br /></p><p>Bush:Haan!</p><p>Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai…</p><p><br /></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span> </p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p> <span style="white-space: pre;"> </span></p><p>What is ABCDEFG?</p><p><br /></p><p>A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!</p><p><br /></p><p>But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)</p><p><br /></p><p>Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!</p>jatinkalsihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05872822786291075147noreply@blogger.com0