Jatt baniya Jokes Punjabi in English Fonts - Very Funny Fully Entertaining Jokes
Jatt: Oye Yaar Machi Khaega?
Baniya:Nahi Yara Us me Kante Hote Hain.
Jatt:Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena… .
Jatt: Tumhara Dukan Ka Doodh Sahi nahi Hai
Sharbat Me Dala Phat Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Jatt : LIMO PANI Me..!
Jatt In Computer Exam
Inspector "What Is Microsoft Excel?"
Jatt : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer
Jatt's Father brought a
NEW SIM CARD.. Jatt spared that
… Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.
.
.
"New Father"
Air master: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Jatt Bache Se Bola
"Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.
Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
"Hypothesis Of Motion"
Which States:
"Free Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion."
Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
Jatt saw a high Airtel Tower
and red light shining on the top,
seeing this he said €India is growing quick,
see there are traffic signals for Airplane noticeable all around
Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Companion : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bath mai bhi security monitor k sath bethi thi.!!
Jatt on telephone:
Specialist my better half is pergnant.She is having agony at the present time.
Specialist: Is this her first youngster?
Jatt: No this is her significant other speaking‚¦
Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Punch uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
1baar Jatt paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Jatt-Me apne Accont me jama kr raha hu, fata hua karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?...
Dulhan Andhe Jatt Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte
Jatt=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho ridge Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.
Young lady (impractically) to Jatt: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Jatt: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Try not to upset Jatt!
Jatt-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Jatt-Yaar subah se murmur ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
Jatt Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost-Kitne Runs Banae
Jatt-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya
Dost-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai bond ki manufacturing plant
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
Jatt-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement howdy
nahi mil raha
Educator to Jatt:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Jatt-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..
Patni Gusse Me-Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Jatt-Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni-Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu
Baniya:Nahi Yara Us me Kante Hote Hain.
Jatt:Oye Chhor Yaar,
Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena… .
Jatt: Tumhara Dukan Ka Doodh Sahi nahi Hai
Sharbat Me Dala Phat Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?
Jatt : LIMO PANI Me..!
Jatt In Computer Exam
Inspector "What Is Microsoft Excel?"
Jatt : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer
Jatt's Father brought a
NEW SIM CARD.. Jatt spared that
… Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.
.
.
"New Father"
Air master: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
.
.
Jatt Bache Se Bola
"Oy School Te School…
Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai.
Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
For His New
"Hypothesis Of Motion"
Which States:
"Free Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion."
Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya
Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti
Abhi Parh Rahi Hai…
Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe Hum
Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy.
Jatt saw a high Airtel Tower
and red light shining on the top,
seeing this he said €India is growing quick,
see there are traffic signals for Airplane noticeable all around
Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Companion : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bath mai bhi security monitor k sath bethi thi.!!
Jatt on telephone:
Specialist my better half is pergnant.She is having agony at the present time.
Specialist: Is this her first youngster?
Jatt: No this is her significant other speaking‚¦
Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Punch uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.
1baar Jatt paise jama krne Bank gya
Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do
Jatt-Me apne Accont me jama kr raha hu, fata hua karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?...
Dulhan Andhe Jatt Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte
Jatt=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho ridge Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete.
Young lady (impractically) to Jatt: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Jatt: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Try not to upset Jatt!
Jatt-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu..
Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..?
Jatt-Yaar subah se murmur ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai
Jatt Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost-Kitne Runs Banae
Jatt-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The
Mai Out Ho Gya
Dost-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai bond ki manufacturing plant
Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai
Jatt-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement howdy
nahi mil raha
Educator to Jatt:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Jatt-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo..
Patni Gusse Me-Aaj Ke Baad Mai
Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi
Jatt-Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho
Patni-Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu
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