School & College Jokes

Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya, Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya! Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi.. Chappal Chor Das Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off.. STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE Principal shock! Student Rock! GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM Deleter MENKA Virus! Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai? Stud: Samajhdar Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai? Stud: BOYFRIEND Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai! Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.. Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai? Ans: 4 1 Tere Wali 2 Mere Wali 3 Teri bhabhi 4 Meri bhabhi Movie titles related to engg students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…. In a examination hall, a girl asks a boy sitting on d desknxt to her "mujhe is ans ki starting batade baaki main likh loongi" boy says..........."THE" Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao. Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe, bhuka marta roti pe, masterji tumhari do beti hai, par mai mrta hun choti pe. Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..! Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi? Beti- B.B.A Karungi. Papa- Wat is BBA! Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..! A girl comes late to class Teacher: Why ru late? Girl: 1 boy was following me. Teacher: so what? Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!