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Ishq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya, Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya, Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya, Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya! Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi.. Chappal Chor Das Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off.. STUDENT said : y

Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge. Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi. Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija Pati patni mandir main! Pati-tumne kya manga? Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. Patni-Aur aapne. Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho 1st Friend : My wife converted me toreligion. 2nd Friend : Really? 1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. Wife: India jao to saarhee bhejna, Dubai jao to jewelry, France jao to perfume!! Husband ne jal ke kaha, Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon? Wife: APNI VIDEO Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai? Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi. Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho. Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho. Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath s

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go” During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school. Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo. Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon. TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?” Staff: “A little. What’s wrong sir?” Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.” Staff: “How did you load the sheet?” Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.” A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new Schoolin Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing… A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So,

Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,. Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!. Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Jatt Bache Se Bola “Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai. Jatt: Oye Yara Machli Khaega? Baniya: Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain. Jatt: Oye Chhor Yaar, Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena…. Jatt: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? Jatt : LIMOO PANI Me..! Jatt In Computer Exam Examiner “What Is Microsoft Excel?” Jatt : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer Jatt’s Father brought a NEW SIM CARD.. Jatt saved that …Number in his Mobile Phone as, . . . “New Father” Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion” Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.”

टीचर डंडा लेकर क्लास में आईं. टीचर- चिंटू तुम कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए थे? चिंटू- मैम मैं कल सपने में चीन पहुंच गया था. मैम- मिंटू तुम कहां थे कल? मिंटू- मैम मैं चिंटू को एयरपोर्ट पर छोड़ने गया था.  ------  टीचर- इतने दिन कहां थे, स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए? गोलू- बर्ड फ्लू हो गया था मैम। टीचर- पर ये तो पक्षियों को होता है इंसानों को नहीं। गोलू- इंसान समझा ही कहां आपने...रोज तो मुर्गा बना देती हो..!!  ------  Offline रहता हूं तो सिर्फ दाल, रोटी, नौकरी एवं परिवार की ही चिंता रहती है  Online होते ही धर्म, समाज, राजनीती, देश, विश्व और पूरे ब्रह्माण्ड की चिंताए होने लगती है आम भारतीय नागरिक  ------  ये वो दौर है जनाब जहां इंसान गिर जाये तो हँसी निकल जाती है और मोबाईल गिर जाये तो जान निकल जाती है दो लड़कियां बस में सीट के लिए लड़ रही थीं कंडक्टर- अरे क्यों लड़ रही हो, जो उम्र में सबसे बड़ी है वो बैठ जाए फिर क्या, पूरे रास्ते दोनों खड़ी ही रहीं - -----  लड़का- ओए पगली! हम तो दुश्मन भी शेर जैसे रखते हैं, तू है एक कोमल कली, मुझसे पंगा जरा सोच समझ कर ले, क्युंकि मैं एक शेर कि औलाद हुँ… लड़की- अच्छा त

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."  "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.  That would be a big step forward."  "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"  "In case they get a hole in one!"  "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."  "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."  "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."  "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."  "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."  "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."  "How does dry skin affect you at work?"  "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."  "W

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