Hindi Punjabi Latest Funny Jokes

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Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,. Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!. Jatt Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital Gya Report Bohat Kharab Thi . . Jatt Bache Se Bola “Oy School Te School… Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai. Jatt: Oye Yara Machli Khaega? Baniya: Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain. Jatt: Oye Chhor Yaar, Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena…. Jatt: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha? Jatt : LIMOO PANI Me..! Jatt In Computer Exam Examiner “What Is Microsoft Excel?” Jatt : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer Jatt’s Father brought a NEW SIM CARD.. Jatt saved that …Number in his Mobile Phone as, . . . “New Father” Jatt Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New “Theory Of Motion” Which States: “Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.” Jatt Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai… Jatt:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. Jatt saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said €India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air Jatt : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!! Jatt on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Jatt: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ Jatt: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Jatt: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain. Jatt k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Jatt ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai? Jatt ki patni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai. 1baar Jatt paise jama krne Bank gya Officr-Ye note fata h dusra do Jatt-Me apne Accont me jama kr raha hu, fata hua karu ya Nya Tuje kya matlab h bey?... Dulhan Andhe Jatt Pati Se=Kash Tumhari Ankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn ko Dekh skte Jatt=Agr Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Ankho wale Tumhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete. Girl (romantically) to Jatt: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano? Jatt: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram. Don`t mess with Jatt! Jatt-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu.. Dipu-Kyun Kya Huwa..? Jatt-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai Jatt Cricket Khel Kar Aaya Dost-Kitne Runs Banae Jatt-Century Hone Me 100 Runs Baqi The Mai Out Ho Gya Dost-Tum to kaha Rahe The Ki Mai cement ki factory Banauga to abhi tak banaya nai Jatt-Kya karu Factory banay k liyae Cement hi nahi mil raha TEACHER to Jatt:Tumhare Papa kya karte hai? Jatt-Jo meri MUMMY kehti hai wo.. Patni Gusse Me- Aaj Ke Baad Mai Tumse Baat Nahi Karungi Jatt- Kyu Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho Patni- Nahi,Tumhe Behra Karne Wali Hu

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