Shortest & sweet jokes in English

Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue. What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade? A sour puss. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice. How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut. What do you call birds falling in love? Tweet hearts. What do you write in a rabbit's birthday card? Hoppy birthday! What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato. What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because it's always spotted. What do you get if you cross a beatle and an Australian cattle dog? Dingo Starr. Why are fish so smart? They live in schools. What do eats eat for dessert? Chocolate mouse. What did the birds call the owl telling jokes? Hoot-larious. What type of snake ate all the desserts? A pie-thon. What did the dog magician say? Lab-racadabra! What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies How much money does a skunk have? One scent. How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It's one or the udder. What did the hawk say when it fell off the branch? Well, this is hawk-ward. What do sea lions say when they hear a bad joke? That's the seal-iest thing I've ever heard. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrele-phant. What did the alpaca say when he wanted to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch. What it it called when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal? A dino-score. Why did the turkey join a band? So she could use her drumsticks. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant’s shadow. What’s a frog’s favorite game? Leapfrog. Who wears shoes while sleeping? A horse. Why couldn't the duck stop laughing? He was quacking up. Why couldn't the pony sing a song? She was a little horse. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. Where do cows go for fun? The moo-vies. What is the name of the horse next door? Neigh-bor. Why do dogs like cell phones? They have collar ID.