Santa Banta English Jokes | Santa Banta Awesome Funny Jokes

 1) Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.

‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta, ‘what is in the bag?’

‘Murgiyan – Chickens,’ came the reply.

‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ asked Banta

‘You can have both of them.’

‘OK,’ said Banta, ‘five.’

2) Banta said to Santa, ‘I have invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being.’

‘In what way?’ asked Santa.

‘Whenever it makes a mistake,’ replied Banta, ‘it blames other computers.

3) Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.

Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.

Banta: Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.

Santa: You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?

4) Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Less than a minute later, the report came on his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘Delivered’.

5) How can Santa kill a lion?

Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra

6) Banta went to a cheap restaurant to have dinner. He ran into his friend Ram Lai who was working there as a waiter. ‘Ram Lai, aren’t you ashamed of working in this third-class restaurant?’ Santa asked.