Santa Banta New Awesome Jokes Punjabi Hindi English Chutkule

 Banta-Tenu aini maar kyon pyi..?

Santa- kal baraat vich boli galat pegi c..?
Banta : kiddan…?

Santa : “baari brsi khatan gaya c
khat ke leandi taar, bhngra ta sajda,
je nache kuri da yaar!

Banta-fir ta maar paini hi c.
Santa-mainu ta sirf maar hi payi
jehra nachiya c audda parso bhog hai!

Santa: Saadi teacher kehndi hai k
MAJJ da taza dudh peen
naal dimag wadhda hai.

Banta: Oye je aho jehi gall hundi ta apna
katta ajj IAS lageya Hunda!

Santa: Teri wife di maut da bada afsos hai,
vaise hoya ki si?
Banta: Goli lagi si mathe vich.

Santa: Waheguru da shukar kar
ke akh bach gayi.

Santa: Mujhse panga na le,
main sher da puttar haan!!
Banta: Yaar Santa, ik gal dass,
sher tere ghar aaya see
ki aunty jungle gayi see?

Santa: Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar
Bhul Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Sige.

Banta: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai,
Le 10 Rupaiye, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.